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PREGAME: Rd 12 vs Carlton

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11 minutes ago, SPC said:

Parker upheld for a lesser tackle. Cerra is no chance of getting off..

You donโ€™t understand how the tribunal works if you think their rulings are based on consistency ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

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55 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The AFL will look to apply ad-hoc equalisation methods beginning tonight by clearing Cerra for his dump tackle.ย 

Iโ€™m probs going straight to hell for saying this but since Cerra playing or not playing this week wonโ€™t affect whether we win or lose, a part of me hopes he gets off purely to see the mega melts on here.

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6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m probs going straight to hell for saying this but since Cerra playing or not playing this week wonโ€™t affect whether we win or lose, a part of me hopes he gets off purely to see the mega melts on here.

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I mean, a Tribunal Tuesday meltdown is very on brand for Demonland this seasonย 


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Appeal Successful. Cerra is free to play.

GTFO?ย 
I cannot believe this. What a complete farce. Gleeson has to be removed.ย 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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Bwahahahahahahaha you cannot make this [censored] upย 


Just now, Demonland said:

Carltonโ€™s MVP

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If he doesnโ€™t win their B&F, heโ€™s been robbed.ย 

2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Appeal Successful. Cerra is free to play.

The tribunal's reasoning:

"We're terribly sorry. The MRO clearly thought Mr Cerra still played for Fremantle. If he'd realised he played for Carlton, he never would have been charged.

We're just glad this terrible wrong has been righted."

Wasnโ€™t Sparrows tackle identical? I mean no arms pinned as well? This a utter BS but we all knew it would happen.ย 

Right hand vs Left hand, hair doesnโ€™t doesnโ€™t touch the ground etc.ย 

It the AFL doesnโ€™t appeal, they are complicit.ย 


So unfkngbelievable it makes perfect sense.ย 

Edited by McQueen

Absolute farce. It won't happen but I dearly hope we tear Carlton a new one on Friday night.ย 

Insane that Cerra got off and the 17 others didnโ€™t. Some with less dangerous tackles too.

This season in general has been ****house. Not only has the tribunal and umpiring been poor, but the quality of football and general excitement from watching games has been rock bottom. Canโ€™t remember a less interesting season. Great job AFL.

On 5/29/2023 at 3:34 PM, Redleg said:

I can see it now.

Tribunal sums up after allowing the appeal, that no reasonable person or footballer, could have foreseen, that a smaller player, dragging a bigger player to the ground, would cause the bigger player to hit his head on the ground twice and that after all, he really didn't mean to do it and he is sorry.

Told you.

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I couldnโ€™t care less about our game this week. Friday night against Carlton should be exciting, but this is the least excited Iโ€™ve felt for an upcoming match since 2019 ย when we were bottom four.

Well probably win against an injured depleted Carlton, but who cares. If we win, big whoop. If we lose, weโ€™re rubbish.

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