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NON-MFC: Rd 11 2023

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I wonder ifMr Christian was watching closely last night.

I saw two slam tackles with the head banging into the ground, and two hip to head causing concussion.   
 

Were the tacklers wearing red and blue all would be suspended 2-3 weeks without a shadow of doubt.

This is a real test for him and the sanctimonious AFL of their impartiality. 

 
9 hours ago, rjay said:

Poor coaching by Voss tonight.

Let Longmire play the game on his terms.

Heeney played Cripps out of the game.

Would have been smart to move Cripps forward.

Never looked like making any moves like that. Crud coaching performance.

 
15 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

I’m terrified of losing to them. 

Yeah I definitely don't want a spark up Blues performance, that would be suckhouse

From Carlton Big Footy:

Melbourne, bombers, gold coast, the bye. 4 tough games coming up

 

They generally dont seem very happy


12 hours ago, picket fence said:

SHEEEEEIT.  Enough Brown paper bags  to obliterate a full FOREST!!

Mind blow'in isn't it @picket fence? A case study in paying the wrong players the wrong money. No wonder they are @#$%ed.

6 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

walsh should, but won't, go for that sling tackle

Carlton have the best lawyers in the business. He will not miss even a quarter. 

 

I know St Kilda will win, but hoping the Hawks pull off an upset.

Not sure I like the idea of St Kilda replacing us in the top 4 if we don’t get the job done.


Just now, dees189227 said:

Cerra a week for his tackle last night 

The way he’s going that probably makes Carlton better.


Just now, Demon Disciple said:

Melbourne

lol

Exactly. Saints far exceeding expectations

Can’t say the same for Melbourne. 

What I wouldn’t give for Toby Greene in our side!

Coaches will drain the flare out of him and our players wouldn’t use him effectively.

On 5/26/2023 at 10:05 AM, layzie said:

Anyone else feeling a sneaky Hawthorn upset or do I need less coffee today?

Great effort there Layzie.

Turns out the coffee wasn’t needed.

2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Great effort there Layzie.

Turns out the coffee wasn’t needed.

If only I wasn't 3rd last in my tipping comp BBP!


watching the cats [censored] the bed is cheering me up a little

 
10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

they will end up pinching it.

not tonight


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