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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Of course she did!

 

 

Nah. Were that the case I'm sure you'd have also typed feet take longer to heel 

 
29 minutes ago, Demonland said:

By process of elimination we'll eventually get it out of you.

Was it anyone in this photo?

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Wonder if we can localise it to a row?

 
39 minutes ago, Demonland said:

By process of elimination we'll eventually get it out of you.

Was it anyone in this photo?

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Does it really matter whose big hoof it was? It was accidental and unavoidable. It shouldn’t matter at all. 

13 minutes ago, layzie said:

Wonder if we can localise it to a row?

Hey! I’m right here you know, Layz. 


we really need to stamp out all this stomping!

17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! I’m right here you know, Layz. 

Oh good you can answer my question directly then 😝

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

JVR out there giving corkies and smashing feet. Kid is brutal. 

Be nice JNM if he could be brutal out on the field a bit more and contribute a couple of goals here and there.. Struggled big time last week and gave Port 2 goals. We lost by 4 points. Will be a decent player one day but seems to be slowing down and maybe a rest will do him good?.

 
5 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Was it Viney Or Tmac?

2/1 Maysie, Jake Melksham, Kate Roffey
11/5 Jack Viney, Daisy
9/4 Michael Hibberd
5/2 Max Gawn, Jacob Van Rooyen
4/1 James Harmes, Clayton Oliver
11/2 Lachie Hunter, Adam Tomlinson
6/1 Ed Langdon, Tom Sparrow

13/2 Angus Brayshaw, Charlie Spargo
7/1 Jake Lever, Harrison Petty,
8/1 Tom McDonald, Kysaiah Pickett
9/1, Alex Neal-Bullen, @joeboy
10/1, Christian Petracca, Joel Smith
25/1 Luke Dunstan, Bayley Fritsch
33/1 Jake Bowey, Trent Rivers
40/1 Ben Brown, Brodie Grundy
50/1 James Jordon
66/1 Judd McVee,
80/1, Christian Salem, @WalkingCivilWar
100/1 Josh Schache, Kade Chandler, Matthew Jefferson
1000/1 Blake Howes, Bailey Laurie, Andy Moniz-Wakefield

10000/1 Sam Weideman, Pedo, The Bont

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Does it really matter whose big hoof it was? It was accidental and unavoidable. It shouldn’t matter at all. 

Admit it WCW. It was you! 


6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Pretty much. I think I’m on 99% used. In case you haven’t noticed, I talk a lot. 🤭

My foot is healing really slowly. Apparently it’s not the fracture that’s the issue, it’s the bone bruising and soft tissue damage. Fritta’s foot is likely a different kettle of fish. After all, he didn’t sustain his injury by running on uneven ground in platform sandals while drunk. 😁

Dear WCW sorry to hear your foot is still troubling you. Interesting Combo as the cause surely it was the sandals. Are you still in rehab and on a no alcohol diet (asking for a friend). 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Does it really matter whose big hoof it was? It was accidental and unavoidable. It shouldn’t matter at all. 

A clue the culprit has a big hoof

44 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

2/1 Maysie, Jake Melksham, Kate Roffey
11/5 Jack Viney, Daisy
9/4 Michael Hibberd
5/2 Max Gawn, Jacob Van Rooyen
4/1 James Harmes, Clayton Oliver
11/2 Lachie Hunter, Adam Tomlinson
6/1 Ed Langdon, Tom Sparrow

13/2 Angus Brayshaw, Charlie Spargo
7/1 Jake Lever, Harrison Petty,
8/1 Tom McDonald, Kysaiah Pickett
9/1, Alex Neal-Bullen, @joeboy
10/1, Christian Petracca, Joel Smith
25/1 Luke Dunstan, Bayley Fritsch
33/1 Jake Bowey, Trent Rivers
40/1 Ben Brown, Brodie Grundy
50/1 James Jordon
66/1 Judd McVee,
80/1, Christian Salem, @WalkingCivilWar
100/1 Josh Schache, Kade Chandler, Matthew Jefferson
1000/1 Blake Howes, Bailey Laurie, Andy Moniz-Wakefield

10000/1 Sam Weideman, Pedo, The Bont

His name is definitely in your post. Clue: it’s not me or Joeboy or The Bont or Weids or Pedo or Kate. And definitely not Fritta. 

10 minutes ago, Older demon said:

A clue the culprit has a big hoof

Everyone has a big hoof to me. 😆


Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Everyone has a big hoof to me. 😆

😆 and of course you must have dainty little feet, Cinderella and her golden slipper. Hope your foot gets better soon.

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

His name is definitely in your post. Clue: it’s not me or Joeboy or The Bont or Weids or Pedo or Kate. And definitely not Fritta. 

Does this exclude people not named in the post? Damn, there goes my bet on Goody 😋

17 minutes ago, Older demon said:

Dear WCW sorry to hear your foot is still troubling you. Interesting Combo as the cause surely it was the sandals. Are you still in rehab and on a no alcohol diet (asking for a friend). 

You’re right, the being drunk bit had nothing to do with it. It was totally the sandals. 😁

 

19 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What’s the max bet @Queanbeyan Demon?

Gamble responsibly 


14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Gamble responsibly 

But I got a tip WCW and it’s a certainty. 

Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

But I got a tip WCW and it’s a certainty

Famous last words, DZ. Go ahead and put the farm on it. You have a one in 40-something chance of guessing correctly. 😉 

48 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What’s the max bet @Queanbeyan Demon?

There are three roads to ruin @Dee Zephyr; women, running a book on 'Land and lawyers. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is running a book on 'Land, but the surest is with lawyers.

 
17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Famous last words, DZ. Go ahead and put the farm on it. You have a one in 40-something chance of guessing correctly. 😉 

Farm is on WCW, I trust my source.🙂


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