Jump to content

Featured Replies

I’d love to have a dog and will get one later this year. My cat Purrgeot died before we left France. He was a Demon supported and liked to wear my Melbourne thongs.

 

 

image.png

 
 
11 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Quoted for truth

I have never met a human I liked more than my dog. 

Your hubby says 👋 “I’m right here, you know.”  
And “please stop putting Bear down as your next of kin.” 

7 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I’d love to have a dog and will get one later this year. My cat Purrgeot died before we left France. He was a Demon supported and liked to wear my Melbourne thongs.

 

 

image.png

Stunning boy FD.  What type of pup are you considering?


12 hours ago, Nascent said:

Dogs > people

Truest thing ever. We don't deserve them.

I present for your viewing pleasure Her Royal Highness, Princess Sassy.

This was back in her prime when she was a famous fashion magazine model. 

image.jpeg.bc5e03db95247401496819c037d875ad.jpeg

That's who my wife sees.  Me on the other hand. When I have to take her out in the middle of the night for a pee only see this. 

image.thumb.jpeg.de5a668d03b9d8fc5bc48c295de43f34.jpeg

However, all is forgiven because she is a die hard Demons supporter. If she knew it. Although she does slink out of the room as soon as I start watching the footy and usually turn into a truly Demonic Demon. Alas the years haven't been kind to her. This was taken when she was down to three legs and two eyes. Nowadays it's three legs and one eye. But the old dowager Princess is loved more than ever. At least by her alpha, the missus. 

image.thumb.jpeg.a3cbdd8e8eee734adb2062ac75873963.jpeg

 

 

 

 

This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

IMG_9673.jpeg

  • Author
14 minutes ago, jane02 said:

This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

IMG_9673.jpeg

Edie of the OP is a Schnauzer, Jane. Perhaps she enters the world as your Hunter left it, carrying a little bit of him on (the red and blue, at least, certainly😊)


59 minutes ago, jane02 said:

This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

IMG_9673.jpeg

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Sob Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

13 hours ago, Longsufferingnomore said:

Can you imagine what this topic would look like on a Collingwood forum.

‘This is my cell mate Darren. He’s easily spooked, and doesn’t like eye contact’

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Edie of the OP is a Schnauzer, Jane. Perhaps she enters the world as your Hunter left it, carrying a little bit of him on (the red and blue, at least, certainly😊)

They are the best dogs. ❤️ My heart broke when we lost him 💔

22 hours ago, DeeMee said:

Our Boo in training showing the same amazing coordination skills as ……… (insert least favourite player)

https://youtu.be/SS7MXAxffN8

LMFAO! 😂

I don’t have a dog but I’ve got a dog vid. So Fritta surprised his mum a few days after her birthday, gave her the cutest little puppy whom she named Zoe.
Pauline’s been taking Zoe to puppy school and sends me vids of her progress. In one of the vids, she’s at home practicing shake hands with Zoe (out of view) and Scott, Fritta’s dad, starts filming a very confused Oscar (their OG dog)…

https://streamable.com/4t60sj

 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

This is Vernon with our Bichon Frise who after a wonderful long life left us last year.

They simply adored each other. Best friends for 15 years. Really nice story.

image.jpeg


23 hours ago, Demonstone said:

That can't be @old55.  There's no bull.  :D

Not disputing that, but I do in fact, have Bowza the Bull (obviously No. 17), but he's a little tetchy at the moment and not taking photo requests.

On 5/15/2023 at 3:49 PM, Jaded No More said:

This is already my favourite thread 

 

This is my beautiful boy Bear. A real keen Melbourne supporter... 

336354390_2349106531915533_6101865486665387505_n.jpg

 

P.S- I did want to name him Clarry since he's a ginger but my husband said absolutely not. 

Same look I have when figuring out what Dermie's talking about.

On 5/15/2023 at 3:43 PM, jane02 said:

We are getting a new puppy soon and I have named her Maisie (after S May of course). 

If you get her a companion, make sure it's named Milkshake.

On 5/16/2023 at 11:36 AM, jane02 said:

None whatsoever BBO. All of our dogs have been Melbourne members and this one will not be any different. Im not having a Daicos or Cox running around my house!

I understand you not wanting a Daicos around your house.


16 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

If you get her a companion, make sure it's named Milkshake.

Good name for a dog. Would def make sense if it had a big snout.

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

image.png.362af02d85da0880aa6115d701a7bf56.png

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

LMFAO! 😂

I don’t have a dog but I’ve got a dog vid. So Fritta surprised his mum a few days after her birthday, gave her the cutest little puppy whom she named Zoe.
Pauline’s been taking Zoe to puppy school and sends me vids of her progress. In one of the vids, she’s at home practicing shake hands with Zoe (out of view) and Scott, Fritta’s dad, starts filming a very confused Oscar (their OG dog)…

https://streamable.com/4t60sj

 

Hilarious. 


Bear is extremely food oriented, to the point where he will attend the opening of a packet of chips from the other side of the house, and has learnt how to spell dinner because we’ve started spelling it instead of saying it to avoid him going crazy.
If you’re eating anything and won’t share he will tap you on the arm repeatedly until you give him some. If I say “you can’t have this” (like if I’m having chocolate), he dramatically flop down and sighs like he’s worked a 40 hour week and has two mortgages and 3 ex wives.

The first trick he learnt was to shake for a treat. To this day, if I say the word treat he will sit at my feet and raise his paw to shake without even being asked… and this is why my dog is chonky. 

 
40 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

image.png.362af02d85da0880aa6115d701a7bf56.png

What a beautiful boy!!! 

41 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

 

If anybody has a dog named "Shark", it's best not to take him/her to a crowded beach.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • GAMEDAY: Brisbane

    It’s Game Day, and the Demons are back on the road with a massive challenge ahead — facing the reigning premiers, the Brisbane Lions, at their Gabba fortress. The Lions are licking their wounds after a shock draw in Tasmania last week, while Melbourne’s season hangs in the balance. Can the Dees defy the odds and pull off a miracle to keep their razor thin finals hopes alive?

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 27 replies
    Demonland
  • NON-MFC: Round 10

    The Sir Doug Nicholls Round kicks off in Darwin with a Top 4 clash between the Suns and the Hawks. On Friday night the Swans will be seeking to rebound from a challenging start to the season, while the Blues have the Top 8 in their sights after their sluggish start. Saturdays matches kick off with a blockbuster between the Collingwood and Kuwarna with the Magpies looking to maintain their strong form and the Crows aiming to make a statement on the road. The Power face a difficult task to revive their season against a resilient Cats side looking to make amends for their narrow loss last week. The Giants aim to reinforce their top-eight status, while the Dockers will be looking to break the travel hoodoo. The sole Saturday game is a critical matchup for both teams, as the Bulldogs strive to cemet their spot in the top six and the Bombers desperately want break into the 8. Sundays start with a bottom 3 clash between the Tigers and Kangaroos with both teams wanting to avoid the being in wooden spoon contention. The Round concludes with the Eagles still searching for their first win of the season, while the Saints look to keep their finals hopes alive with a crucial away victory. Who are you tipping and what are the best results for the Demons?

      • Thanks
    • 167 replies
    Demonland
  • PREVIEW: Brisbane

    And just like that, we’re Narrm again. Even though the annual AFL Sir Doug Nicholls Round which commemorates the contributions of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander culture to our game has been a welcome addition to our calendar for ten years, more lately it has been a portent of tough times ahead for we beleaguered Narrm supporters. Ever since the club broke through for its historic 2021 premiership, this has become a troubling time of the year for the club. For example, it all began when Melbourne rebranded itself as Narrm across the two rounds of the Sir Doug Nicholls Round to become the first club to adopt an Indigenous club name especially for the occasion. It won its first outing under the brand against lowly North Melbourne to go to 10 wins and no losses but not without a struggle or a major injury to  star winger Ed Langdon who broke his ribs and missed several weeks. In the following week, still as Narrm, the team’s 17 game winning streak came to an end at the hands of the Dockers. That came along with more injuries, a plague that remained with them for the remainder of the season until, beset by injuries, the Dees were eliminated from the finals in straight sets. It was even worse last year, when Narrm inexplicably lowered its colours in Perth to the Waalit Marawar Eagles. Oh, the shame of it all! At least this year, if there is a corner to turn around, it has to be in the direction of something better. To that end, I produced a special pre-game chant in the local Narrm language - “nam mi:wi winnamun katjil prolin ambi ngamar thamelin amb” which roughly translated is “every heart beats true for the red and the blue.” >y belief is that if all of the Narrm faithful recite it long enough, then it might prove to be the only way to beat the Brisbane Lions at the Gabba on Sunday. The Lions are coming off a disappointing draw at Marvel Stadium against a North Melbourne team that lacks the ability and know how to win games (except when playing Melbourne). Brisbane are, however, a different kettle of fish at home and have very few positional weaknesses. They are a midfield powerhouse, strong in defence and have plenty of forward options, particularly their small and medium sized players, to kick a winning score this week after the sting of last week’s below par performance.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 11 replies
    Demonland
  • REPORT: Hawthorn

    There was a time during the current Melbourne cycle that goes back to before the premiership when the club was the toughest to beat in the fourth quarter. The Demons were not only hard to beat at any time but it was virtually impossible to get the better them when scores were close at three quarter time. It was only three or four years ago but they were fit, strong and resilient in body and mind. Sadly, those days are over. This has been the case since the club fell off its pedestal about 12 months ago after it beat Geelong and then lost to Carlton. In both instances, Melbourne put together strong, stirring final quarters, one that resulted in victory, the other, in defeat. Since then, the drop off has been dramatic to the point where it can neither pull off victory in close matches, nor can it even go down in defeat  gallantly.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1 reply
    Demonland
  • CASEY: Footscray

    At twenty-four minutes into the third term of the game between the Casey Demons and Footscray VFL at Whitten Oval, the visitors were coasting. They were winning all over the ground, had the ascendancy in the ruck battles and held a 26 point lead on a day perfect for football. What could go wrong? Everything. The Bulldogs moved into overdrive in the last five minutes of the term and booted three straight goals to reduce the margin to a highly retrievable eight points at the last break. Bouyed by that effort, their confidence was on a high level during the interval and they ran all over the despondent Demons and kicked another five goals to lead by a comfortable margin of four goals deep into the final term before Paddy Cross kicked a couple of too late goals for a despondent Casey. A testament to their lack of pressure in the latter stages of the game was the fact that Footscray’s last ten scoring shots were nine goals and one rushed behind. Things might have been different for the Demons who went into the game after last week’s bye with 12 AFL listed players. Blake Howes was held over for the AFL game but two others, Jack Billings and Taj Woewodin (not officially listed as injured) were also missing and they could have been handy at the end. Another mystery of the current VFL system.

      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
    Demonland
  • PREGAME: Brisbane

    The Demons head back out on the road in Round 10 when they travel to Queensland to take on the reigning Premiers and the top of the table Lions who look very formidable. Can the Dees cause a massive upset? Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 284 replies
    Demonland