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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Getting my footy fix in a few! Non-MFC, that is. Got a cut lunch, a compass (and my passport 😁) and I’m not too far from Coldstream. Rocking navy and white (feels weird) and I’ll have a choice of Coldstream FC headwear for today courtesy of one of the Fritta fellahs.

GO…….!!!
LOL I don’t even know their nickname 🤭

PS out here in the eastern burbs you don’t have to show your receipt in order to get the maccas staff to unlock the toilet door for you!!! 🤯

PPS: Go the Streamers!

 Carna  Coldy Cougars! 

There could be some cougars at the upcoming Silent Disco 🤫 🕺, although you won’t hear them until it is too late…

https://m.facebook.com/events/250728377342895/?ref_source=newsfeed&ref_mechanism=feed_attachment&action_context=%7B%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D

 
3 hours ago, Deebauched said:

We will find out on Monday if we're an elite team. Elite teams dont play like we have recently and will overwhelm the wounded tigers.

Lose and we're back with the pack.

True but the swans game sure looked elite to me.

C.f. the rubbisg freo served up last night.

 

Nothing that I love more on a Saturday afternoon than to have my ears assaulted by Kel and Derm. I suppose that’s the price I pay for being a footy addict.


2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Is there a WC Translater about? 

Anyone?

From memory, WCW is going to watch Fritsch's younger brother play for a local or VFL club (presumably Coldstream) which has blue and white colours.  She's decked out in those colours to support the boy by dusting off her clothes from the bad old days of being forced by family to masquerade as a Carlscum supporter...!  Fritter will be watching too.  Also I guess they let her out of St Albans for good behaviour (and not just MFC games)!

How'd my translation matrix go, @WalkingCivilWar 😁

Edited by DeelightfulPlay
Emojiiiiiii

24 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

From memory, WCW is going to watch Fritsch's younger brother play for a local or VFL club (presumably Coldstream) which has blue and white colours.  She's decked out in those colours to support the boy by dusting off her clothes from the bad old days of being forced by family to masquerade as a Carlscum supporter...!  Fritter will be watching too.  Also I guess they let her out of St Albans for good behaviour (and not just MFC games)!

How'd my translation matrix go, @WalkingCivilWar 😁

Not sure if you're getting paid for this DP.  If not it might be time to put your hand up!

Edited by Demon Dynasty

 
6 minutes ago, layzie said:

What's the market on Shuey doing a hammy?

$1.01

I realise they've got a fair injury list but how much longer can Simpson hang on for i wonder?


Barrass one of the few shining lights in general

58 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

From memory, WCW is going to watch Fritsch's younger brother play for a local or VFL club (presumably Coldstream) which has blue and white colours.  She's decked out in those colours to support the boy by dusting off her clothes from the bad old days of being forced by family to masquerade as a Carlscum supporter...!  Fritter will be watching too.  Also I guess they let her out of St Albans for good behaviour (and not just MFC games)!

How'd my translation matrix go, @WalkingCivilWar 😁

Absolutely spot on, DP! Thank goodness you speak fluent WCW. 😁 You’re a quick learner since you only had the duration of our Brisbane game to learn it. 🧐

Local footy update: Coldstream ressies got thumped and now the seniors aren’t doing well, either. Darcy Fritta is playing shiiit. His mum’s words, not mine. UDL cans going down very nicely. 🤭

I miss playing on Saturday afternoons.

It's amazing a week ago all the media got to Adelaide but this week the fox commentators call from the studio 

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Absolutely spot on, DP! Thank goodness you speak fluent WCW. 😁 You’re a quick learner since you only had the duration of our Brisbane game to learn it. 🧐

Local footy update: Coldstream ressies got thumped and now the seniors aren’t doing well, either. Darcy Fritta is playing shiiit. His mum’s words, not mine. UDL cans going down very nicely. 🤭

Survival mechanism, WCW 😁

Respectfully, if one of the Fritsch footy boys had to have a bad weekend playing... I do prefer that it was Darcy.  But that being said, CARN COLDSTREAM!!!

You and Pauline (or is that Nibbler's mum?) enjoy those UDLs.  I'll stick to my red wine and try not to burn my herb pilaf!

Edited by DeelightfulPlay


Fair effort from West Coast given the players out. I give them a chance to knock off the Blues next week. Wont be using my money to bet on them but still a chance.

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Good luck to you Oskar Baker. Looked at home in the AFL. Not the top of the class but has been very handy for the Bulldogs so far. 

Yes and a real shame he wasn't given any opportunities by our BT in 21 & 22.

It gets even better for us next week Flogmantle Vs Brisvegas IN BRISVEGAS...... 100 Point thumping comin right up!!


 

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