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26 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Probably makes me a sick mofo, but I'm still celebrating.

@layzie

Guys at my coffee shop: "See the Deez got beaten by the Bears"

QD: "Yeah - oh well. BTW, have you heard what happened back on 25 Sept 2021?"

Guys at my coffee shop: "Yeah/nah . . . what?"

QD: "The best footy ever played in a granny under pressure happened"

That shuts 'em up.

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon
Typo

 
27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Shiraz de Wine Cask 2023 is a nice drop.

Will bring a smile to the dial, if the Giants can pull off a great win,

Chateau Collapseable got me through Uni (Morris Port)

16 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

Nailed it @WalkingCivilWar. Len Thompson was the same back in the 1980's

"Russell 'Rino' Richards . . . I'll tell you what Lou, he could be the  . . . . . . . . .

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bestest footballer at Melbourne this week."

watching the norf dorks game i just had to turn the sound off. seriously dermie and kelly would have to be the more boring, dull and annoying commentators going around. and that's saying something considering how bad the competition is

 

Weitering a cheap chop to the throat - what will the MRO have to say?


9 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

@layzie

Guys at my coffee shop: "See the Deez got beaten by the Bears"

QD: "Yeah - oh well. BTW, have you heard what happed back on 25 Sept 2021?"

Guys at my coffee shop: "Yeah/nah . . . what?"

QD: "The best footy ever played in a granny under pressure happened"

That shuts 'em up.

Haha it's like "Oh did you only start following footy last week?"

1 minute ago, BDA said:

Docherty is a great kick for goal

Just think he's a good all round everything. I'm a fan

 

Umps turned this game Blues way. Poor decisions. Basically cheating for a HQ fave.


11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Haha it's like "Oh did you only start following footy last week?"

@layzie

There's an Essendscum supporter in the coffee group. Says Bevo is no good and should have been sacked two years ago.

QD: What? He coached Footscray into a granny two years ago. That's two grannies in five years. Winning finals record just shy of 60 percent. BTW, what's Essendon's winning finals percentage over the last 20 years? Oh, that's right . . 0 percent.

5 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

There needs to be a fire sale at the Giants come end of year. They’re not going anywhere with the list they have atm.

There's 12 joints with that problem @Demon Disciple. Maybe they could play player Russian roulette during the trade period this year?

3 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

There needs to be a fire sale at the Giants come end of year. They’re not going anywhere with the list they have atm.

That started when Cameron left...Probably the only player on the list with value is Green (without the E)

In reality does it matter.. bit like the Suns ...a permanent 11-16 team with no followers

4 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

@layzie

There's an Essendscum supporter in the coffee group. Says Bevo is no good and should have been sacked two years ago.

QD: What? He coached Footscray into a granny two years ago. That's two grannies in five years. Winning finals record just shy of 60 percent. BTW, what's Essendon's winning finals percentage over the last 20 years? Oh, that's right . . 0 percent.

I've found there's quite a few Essendon fans in the Canberra area. Must have been the Hirdy effect.

Just now, layzie said:

I've found there's quite a few Essendon fans in the Canberra area. Must have been the Hirdy effect.

Like Hird, haven't a GD clue.


41 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Weitering a cheap chop to the throat - what will the MRO have to say?

nothing in that imo

In a nice touch GWS appear to have named the top deck of the outer wing stand after both their members, Martin and Angus. No sign of either of them in there though. 

At the outer end it looks like the penny has dropped though and they've started replacing seats with garden landscaping. 

Jesse has had a reasonable game.

Edit: What the hell was that kick.

Edited by layzie

2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

In a nice touch GWS appear to have named the top deck of the outer wing stand after both their members, Martin and Angus. No sign of either of them in there though. 

At the outer end it looks like the penny has dropped though and they've started replacing seats with garden landscaping. 

The penny has dropped over there and everyone could hear it!


All the footy show guys have 'set shot inaccuracy' at the top of their notepads for the shows this week.

 
20 minutes ago, layzie said:

No real wind to speak of and these blokes look like they are kicking a flat footy. 

All the wind is on 'Land.

Just now, layzie said:

GWS look ok until the game creeps off their terms, and then fall apart. 

have zero heart 


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