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NON-MFC: Rd 03 2023

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4 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

11 of the top 13 AFL fantasy point scorers have been Hawks today.

Oh. Great.

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    Nth are back on the reality bus now. You would have expected them to win today.

    Gee Sam Mitchell will be secretly doing cartwheels.

    The smile has gone from Clarkson's face.

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    9 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Leg 1 of the Dubs multi is down, bring on the Bombers.

    never any doubt! 😬

    and to think i’m only asking for 15% cut. bargain! 😂

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    never any doubt! 😬

    and to think i’m only asking for 15% cut. bargain! 😂

    Nathan Brown who?

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    Hawks win the Tassie Cup

    Tasmanian Hawks it is!

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    19 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Hawks win the Tassie Cup

    Tasmanian Hawks it is!

    Merge them and relocate south.  Throw in Saints as well so as not to have an odd number of teams. 

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    29 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Nth are back on the reality bus now. You would have expected them to win today.

    Gee Sam Mitchell will be secretly doing cartwheels.

    The smile has gone from Clarkson's face.

    I caught some of the last quarter possibly some of the worst football I've ever seen.

    Since the Neeld years.

    F me i just got cold chills from mentioning his name.

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    31 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Nth are back on the reality bus now. You would have expected them to win today.

    Gee Sam Mitchell will be secretly doing cartwheels.

    The smile has gone from Clarkson's face.

    Both arrogant truckers.

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    I never thought Silvagni would make it but he's turned into a very useful player. 

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    20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'll open a decent shiraz if GWS knock off the paper baggers !

    Open it anyway Uncle. Life is short.

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    A lot of the Hawks players look the same, some in the facial structure but more so in the body, almost all Sam Mitchell like. And their hands smell like cabbage. Coincidence that they spend a lot of time in Tassie or more to it? 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'll open a decent shiraz if GWS knock off the paper baggers !

    Shiraz de Wine Cask 2023 is a nice drop.

    Will bring a smile to the dial, if the Giants can pull off a great win,

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    2 hours ago, BDA said:

    I find it very difficult to listen to Dermie. He talks such guff.

     

    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What I hate about him speaking is his delivery. He says every single comment like it’s THE MOST profound gem of wisdom we’re ever gonna have the honour of hearing. He must think we’re all hanging on his every word. 

    Nailed it @WalkingCivilWar. Len Thompson was the same back in the 1980's

    "Russell 'Rino' Richards . . . I'll tell you what Lou, he could be the  . . . . . . . . .

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    bestest footballer at Melbourne this week."

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    If they insist on persisting with this absurd "stand" rule they at least must (i) make the guy play over the mark, or at least line up with it at some stage, AND (ii) call "play on" a lot quicker than they do.

    Watching the GW$ v Carlton game - it is being played at a pedestrian pace; nowhere near the intensity and pace of the Magpies v Tigers Friday night.  Awful to watch.  (Didn't see the game from down south which I hear was even worse).

    Edited by monoccular

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    50 minutes ago, layzie said:

    To be fair it was always going to be the case, nothing lasts forever. 

    Not true @layzie.

    Have you heard the news?

    The Deez won the premiership 553 dayz ago.

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    1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Not true @layzie.

    Have you heard the news?

    The Deez won the premiership 553 dayz ago.

    You know something? You're right, dead right. 

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    You know something? You're right, dead right. 

    Probably makes me a sick mofo, but I'm still celebrating.

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