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12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We were parked on the grassy surrounds. I wasn’t the driver but since I paid for parking it was me who interacted with the parking guy. I asked the driver which road we used to enter the hellhole and she sent me this…

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Yes your on part of the Crown Land reserve managed by the Trust. Just next door to the swimming pool.

Lengthy question sent off to the Trust last night.

 Stay tuned.

 

A 'champ' who has spent the whole pre season in a moon boot is declared 'cherry ripe' for Round 1.

 

2 hours ago, Orion said:

Death, taxes and people complaining about umpiring decisions 

I will be guilty of this one

2 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Three certainties in life? - death, taxes and WCW (at least on DL).

Uhm, thanks?

 

Death, taxes and playing like [censored] at the MCG.

I really hope this is rectified this year considering 6 out of our 8 losses took place there last year.

10 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Death, taxes and playing like [censored] at the MCG.

I really hope this is rectified this year considering 6 out of our 8 losses took place there last year.

This MUST be rectified, there's never an excuse to lose 3 in a row on that ground for this side. 

30 minutes ago, layzie said:

This MUST be rectified, there's never an excuse to lose 3 in a row on that ground for this side. 

I’d have this number 1 on the improvement agenda.

If we’re not playing our best footy and not winning more than 60% of our games at the G, then we’re not making prelims and granny’s.

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Makes you wonder how Melbourne would finish up if we played ALL our h&a games interstate mostly in Perth Adelaide and the Gabba.

Top 4 probably. MCG is a worry.

Death, taxes and the finger thing that means the taxes.

Edited by layzie


On 2/28/2023 at 7:57 AM, layzie said:

Death, taxes and someone complaining about how the membership, marketing and PR departments operate at the club. 

Agree !! 

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Death, taxes and commentators constantly mentioning Collingwood's capacity for making miraculous comebacks 


On 2/26/2023 at 8:30 PM, daisycutter said:

except that's not true. most journos are lazy and just say "out of contract kickett"

it's not that hard to get it correct

"Out-of-contract livewire" is the latest iteration.

Umpire Nichols watching Max get a forearm to the head every marking contest and saying “nothing to see”. 
I looked at him in the centre when BBB got those inside 50  frees in the final quarter and he looked so peeved.   Never would have paid them himself. 

 
11 hours ago, monoccular said:

Umpire Nichols watching Max get a forearm to the head every marking contest and saying “nothing to see”. 
I looked at him in the centre when BBB got those inside 50  frees in the final quarter and he looked so peeved.   Never would have paid them himself. 

Is he the bald one? Still upset with Maxy for belting the ball away at the centre bounce all those years back??

On 3/5/2023 at 10:30 AM, Dr. Gonzo said:

Death, taxes and Cotchin getting off at the tribunal

We have a winner.

 

(OK, on a technicality it was the MRO not the tribunal, but full credit to Dr Gonzo for his perspicacity)


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