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A Safe & Merry Christmas to all

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Merry Christmas and happy new year to everyone 

Here is to another flag in 2023. 

 

Ibid, Op Cit, and all that.... I Loves ya all..

Best to all, P.F

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all on DL. 

We got more flags in 2022 which was awsome and well deserved for Daisy, Paxy, the women's team and the Casey guys.  I'm still craving watching a senior one at the MCG with all the faithful.

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34 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

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What happened to the moat and where are the wine casks?

BTW, my invite must have got lost in the mail and I was bringing WCW.

Edited by Redleg


 

Merry Christmas all.

Show us your Dee gifts.

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3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Party of one Uncle?

looked like party of none


Yes, Merry Christmas you lovely weirdos. 

Don’t know what I’d do without you.

Also, don’t come up to me in public.

So, did any of you score any decent presents today?

All I got was two shrink-wrapped batteries with a sticker saying "Gift Not Included".

I received a new Bigger guernsey. Lol.!!!

On 12/25/2022 at 12:10 PM, Redleg said:

What happened to the moat and where are the wine casks?

BTW, my invite must have got lost in the mail and I was bringing WCW.

 

On 12/25/2022 at 12:33 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, I am very pleased that you are suffering WCW’s company - far from The Manor!

🙋‍♀️
Uhm… I’m right here, you know. 
 

And Redleg: I’d be honoured to accompany you on a visit to Uncle at the manor, right after I find a cure for cancer, eliminate world hunger and beat Usain Bolt in a sprint. 

On 12/25/2022 at 6:27 PM, Demonstone said:

So, did any of you score any decent presents today?

All I got was two shrink-wrapped batteries with a sticker saying "Gift Not Included".

You've got to get a better family, Mr Stone!


9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

🙋‍♀️
Uhm… I’m right here, you know. 
 

And Redleg: I’d be honoured to accompany you on a visit to Uncle at the manor, right after I find a cure for cancer, eliminate world hunger and beat Usain Bolt in a sprint. 

So I will pick you up at 10 am then.

As Kramer said in a Seinfeld episode to Jerry and Elaine, “come on you two, stop fighting, you know you love each other “.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

So I will pick you up at 10 am then.

As Kramer said in a Seinfeld episode to Jerry and Elaine, “come on you two, stop fighting, you know you love each other “.

Oh, I don’t deny loving Uncle. I do indeed love him. Just as much as I love having my fingernails ripped off and impaling my eyeballs with hot knitting needles. 

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh, I don’t deny loving Uncle. I do indeed love him. Just as much as I love having my fingernails ripped off and impaling my eyeballs with hot knitting needles. 

That is so beautiful, I think a tear just fell on my cheek.

I am doing a marriage celebrant’s course, just saying, if you two need me. 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

That is so beautiful, I think a tear just fell on my cheek.

I am doing a marriage celebrant’s course, just saying, if you two need me. 

And I’m doing a course on voodoo magic if you ever need me - just saying. 

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