In all seriousness, is there a trade scenario that could make this happen? 

Is there a way that he could get to the Demons?

What is he worth? What would we give up?

Is Luke Jackson part of this?

Would he complement our forward line?

Would he compliment our system?

Would our system need to change?

He could come via Mars

He has very uneven shoulder heights. Makes me nervous about future injury.

I think he’d slot in at CHB and allow Petty to go forward.

Tomlinson and a future 2nd probably gets it done?

Usually would think there is no chance but there is always a chance with the dogs.  expecting plenty of action at the kennel this off season

He is exactly what we need, attracts the ball and a great mark

3 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

He has very uneven shoulder heights. Makes me nervous about future injury.

I think he’d slot in at CHB and allow Petty to go forward.

Tomlinson and a future 2nd probably gets it done?

surely a joke?  he is 22yo and kicked 100 goals in last two years

would instantly become our best fwd by a mile

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

surely a joke?  he is 22yo and kicked 100 goals in last two years

would instantly become our best fwd by a mile

Ok I’ll throw in Oskar Baker.

5 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

He has very uneven shoulder heights. Makes me nervous about future injury.

I think he’d slot in at CHB and allow Petty to go forward.

Tomlinson and a future 2nd probably gets it done?

I think your account has been hacked.... right...?

When the ball is on the ground he looks lost, fumbly & slow. No thanks.

 

Where the funk did this silly rumour start?

So there's us allowing Tomlinson to seek a trade to the Bulldogs, whilst still under contract.

There's how the feck do Fremantle satisfy our demands of two first rounders?

Henry's seen on Clarry's instagram stories.

Would all parties be satisfied with the following:

Bulldogs give up Naughton. Bulldogs receive Lobb, a top 10 pick (via Melbourne) and Tomlinson.

Melbourne gives up Jackson, Tomlinson & a top 10 pick. Melbourne receives Henry and Naughton.

Fremantle gives up Lobb, Henry & a top 10 pick. Fremantle receives Jackson.

Crazier things have happened.

We then give up our future first rounder (hopefully end of first round) for Grundy.

Grundy, Naughton and Henry would be a huge off season and change the face of our forward half.

14 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

He has very uneven shoulder heights. Makes me nervous about future injury.

I think he’d slot in at CHB and allow Petty to go forward.

Tomlinson and a future 2nd probably gets it done?

You are hilarious.

Are you taking the [censored] here?

23 minutes ago, A F said:

So there's us allowing Tomlinson to seek a trade to the Bulldogs, whilst still under contract.

There's how the feck do Fremantle satisfy our demands of two first rounders?

Henry's seen on Clarry's instagram stories.

Would all parties be satisfied with the following:

Bulldogs give up Naughton. Bulldogs receive Lobb, a top 10 pick (via Melbourne) and Tomlinson.

Melbourne gives up Jackson, Tomlinson & a top 10 pick. Melbourne receives Henry and Naughton.

Fremantle gives up Lobb, Henry & a top 10 pick. Fremantle receives Jackson.

Crazier things have happened.

We then give up our future first rounder (hopefully end of first round) for Grundy.

Grundy, Naughton and Henry would be a huge off season and change the face of our forward half.

We lose on that one

27 minutes ago, A F said:

Melbourne gives up Jackson, Tomlinson & a top 10 pick. Melbourne receives Henry and Naughton.

Take out that top 10 pick and it's about right I reckon mate.

 

38 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Ok I’ll throw in Oskar Baker.

way overs

make it rosman and we might get ourselves a deal

Sorry, I would’ve included a sarcasm warning if anyone actually thought this was a serious thread. 

But I’ve up my offer to Tomlinson, a future 2nd, Baker, we’ll take Bruce, Hunter and Stef Martin from them and we’ll donate 10k more followers to Bailey Smith’s Instagram account. 

I’m open to agreeing not to sing Free From Desire if they’ll chuck in a future 3rd back. 

2 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

way overs

make it rosman and we might get ourselves a deal

Do you think they’ll accept a Jetstar voucher so Treloar can go visit his partner Josh and the mother of his child in QLD? Or does it have to be Virgin?

55 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

He has very uneven shoulder heights. Makes me nervous about future injury.

I think he’d slot in at CHB and allow Petty to go forward.

Tomlinson and a future 2nd probably gets it done?

haha. i wish!

I think it would be Tommo + 150K of his contract, a 2022 1st and a 2023 2nd rounder

Edited September 26, 20222 yr by CYB

11 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Do you think they’ll accept a Jetstar voucher so Treloar can go visit his partner Josh and the mother of his child in QLD? Or does it have to be Virgin?

definitely virgin - official afl partner airline

59 minutes ago, JimmyGadson said:

Where the funk did this silly rumour start?

i'll put my hand up. Heard it from a sports journalist who heard it from a player. A reliable source but have no more info.

I would be ecstatic if this happened, but I just can't see why the Dogs would be willing to trade him while contracted.

Unless there's been a falling out between him and Beveridge...

If I was coaching the Dogs I would play him in defence next season.  That's where he played as a junior and that's their weakness.  Up forward they already have JUH, Darcy and Lobb/English with Bruce as backup if he can recover fully.

Unless they've told him and he wants to be a forward, can't see any reason why he would leave the dogs.

9 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

I would be ecstatic if this happened, but I just can't see why the Dogs would be willing to trade him while contracted.

Unless there's been a falling out between him and Beveridge...

Im more interested to hear when you are going to start a poll regarding your new DL name options. 

6 minutes ago, deelusions from afar said:

If I was coaching the Dogs I would play him in defence next season.  That's where he played as a junior and that's their weakness.  Up forward they already have JUH, Darcy and Lobb/English with Bruce as backup if he can recover fully.

Unless they've told him and he wants to be a forward, can't see any reason why he would leave the dogs.

I remember reading last year that he was super keen to remain a forward and saw himself as a career forward

5 minutes ago, CYB said:

Im more interested to hear when you are going to start a poll regarding your new DL name options. 

Great idea..... I guess Astronaught could be one of them