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1 minute ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Selwood with the Jim Stynes award 🤮 

Just came here to post those exact words

🤮

 

Joel winning the Stynes award partly for his Auskick work which is a paid gig to skirt the salary cap. 


Pretty good speech, and well appreciated.

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Joel Selwood is a pain on the field but gee he spoke well and nice words about Jim.

It was nicely written but he read it like he has permanent brain damage 

 

Hahahahaha Clarry with 2 votes against Collingwood. 
Umpires are a disgrace. 


Just now, Jaded No More said:

Hahahahaha Clarry with 2 votes against Collingwood. 
Umpires are a disgrace. 

If he loses by a vote this game will be heavily discussed. Mihocek had just an average forward game.

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Hahahahaha Clarry with 2 votes against Collingwood. 
Umpires are a disgrace. 

 Cox was best on ground not Clarry anyway 

Where’s the fast forward button? 

Just now, At the break of Gawn said:

If he loses by a vote this game will be heavily discussed. Mihocek had just an average forward game.

Didn't he kick 4?

Just now, DeeSpencer said:

 Cox was best on ground not Clarry anyway 

Incorrect. Cox became influential when Gawn went off. Oliver had 43 touches and a goal for Christ’s sake. That is a performance neither Cox nor Mihocek could ever replicate. 


4 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

It was nicely written but he read it like he has permanent brain damage 

Reminds me of that ad 'Mate, did you get a head knock on the weekend?'

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Didn't he kick 4?

And the last forward to kick 4 goals in a game and get 3 Brownlow votes ahead of a dominant midfielder performance is who?

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Incorrect. Cox became influential when Gawn went off. Oliver had 43 touches and a goal for Christ’s sake. That is a performance neither Cox nor Mihocek could ever replicate. 

A ruckman or key forward is highly unlikely to have 43 touches, you are correct. But Oliver was wasteful with the ball and turned it over or hot potatoed it to team mates, it wasn’t his best game. Cox was a monster behind the ball and forward. That Gawn was dealing with a nasty injury is irrelevant. Gun Midfielders get 30 every week. 40 is impressive but means little by itself. Tom Mitchell has had 40 multiple times with little impact 

1 minute ago, DeeSpencer said:

Tom Mitchell has had 40 multiple times with little impact 

Yep and won a Brownlow even tho he isn’t half the player Clarry is. Makes you think. 


2 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

A ruckman or key forward is highly unlikely to have 43 touches, you are correct. But Oliver was wasteful with the ball and turned it over or hot potatoed it to team mates, it wasn’t his best game. Cox was a monster behind the ball and forward. That Gawn was dealing with a nasty injury is irrelevant. Gun Midfielders get 30 every week. 40 is impressive but means little by itself. Tom Mitchell has had 40 multiple times with little impact 

Oliver had 6 turnovers from 43 disposals that day.

Cox had 7 turnovers from 21 disposals.

 

The umpires are the worst possible judges for awards like this.

 

I just don’t think the umps like Clarry 


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