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2 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

If you just want a few beers then go to the Morrison.

There's five of them isn't there? 😊

 
11 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Either of our players you mentioned could do likewise. Maybe milkshake will do it again.

But I think it will bbb who leads the goal scoring bw both clubs.

Dream on!

Still don’t know how he’s getting a game

5 minutes ago, KysaiahMessiah said:

10-0 has never missed top 4 (I believe) .  So, we win !

North must have gone close

 
3 hours ago, kev martin said:

glad Melky got a chance to prove himself

He certainly and surprisingly embraced it like I've never seen.

Hope he plays with the same gusto tonight. 

Gee last week's game was dominated by scoring opportunities from centre clearances.

I hope we get completely on top of these.

1 minute ago, Billy said:

Dream on!

Still don’t know how he’s getting a game

I know it's a big call but if Milk can ii feel all things are possible.

Bbb picked up his form in the later stages of the game and you are right he's been struggling but it's not like he has another big body like Tnac to help him out or wear down the opposition's defence.


7 minutes ago, praha said:

In Demons heartland tonight -- Mt Martha. 

I hope to hear a collective "BRAVO, CHAPS" ring out through the trees at approx 10:20pm tonight.

Listen out for the 'Just kick it' cry, which is the song of the mcc member dove.

1 hour ago, layzie said:

Come on Dubdee get in!

Not to worry - I’m playing catch up now!

Pizzas ordered. CHECK.

Beer chilling. CHECK.

Flowers for the wife on kitchen table...brownie points to watch game in peace. CHECK.

Party Pies and cheezels on standby in case of comfort eating. CHECK.

DEES TO WIN. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK.

 

 

 
1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Not to worry - I’m playing catch up now!

You and me both!

2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Pizzas ordered. CHECK.

Beer chilling. CHECK.

Flowers for the wife on kitchen table...brownie points to watch game in peace. CHECK.

Party Pies and cheezels on standby in case of comfort eating. CHECK.

DEES TO WIN. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK.

 

 

What type of flowers get the brownie points on the Deever household?

Edited by layzie


1 minute ago, layzie said:

What type of flowers get the brownie points on the Deever household?

They'd have to be a combination of fuchsias and Robbie flowers.

Just now, Demonstone said:

They'd have to be a combination of fuchsias and Robbie flowers.

That, is the correct answer!

57 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Hey, where are you(s) all (lol) watching the match?

I previously posted that I was watching the match at the Sporting Globe in Richmond to which I received zero response ... 😭

 

Upstairs sports bar at the Casino has a good atmosphere. I’d be there if I wasn’t unwell

59 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Hey, where are you(s) all (lol) watching the match?

I previously posted that I was watching the match at the Sporting Globe in Richmond to which I received zero response ... 😭

 

Serious? I must have missed it! I was going to go to friends in Seaford but now just watching at home, if I saw this earlier I would have wandered down!

I mean I still could..

Max Gawn a late out?

It's Facebook i know.. but someone mentioned that there was a radio report stating Gawn could be a late put due to knee soreness. 

 

Edited by dazzledavey36


4 minutes ago, layzie said:

What type of flowers get the brownie points on the Deever household?

Usually the cheep ones eem to work so I won't argue. I always say it's the thought even if I don't really put much into it.

Mrs Deevers easily pleased and truth be told probably grateful she can watch her Netflix series without being bothered. Its win win.

If I'm having mates over I'll kick in an extra 15 for roses which means I may even be served some franks and the odd "can I get you another beer my love" ( Please keep any responses clean., )😃

Sometimes I close the deal with chocolates or even better a bottle of Bailey's.

Speaking of responses....flowers are charming and candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m about to head over to the Pineapple as well! I’m staying down the road at Bates Motel. 😳 I wish I was kidding. This place is a little creepy now in daylight. I imagine it’ll be scary af in the dark tonight. Good times. 

Swamp out the back?  If a fender is spotted, time to panic

 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Usually the cheep ones eem to work so I won't argue. I always say it's the thought even if I don't really put much into it.

Mrs Deevers easily pleased and truth be told probably grateful she can watch her Netflix series without being bothered. Its win win.

If I'm having mates over I'll kick in an extra 15 for roses which means I may even be served some franks and the odd "can I get you another beer my love" ( Please keep any responses clean., )😃

Sometimes I close the deal with chocolates or even better a bottle of Bailey's.

Speaking of responses....flowers are charming and candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

 

Great stuff. Got it down to a perfect system.

 

Just now, layzie said:

Great stuff. Got it down to a perfect system.

 

Tx Layzie...Yep 25 years of marriage one learns not but a few things.

10 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Max Gawn a late out?

It's Facebook i know.. but someone mentioned that there was a radio report stating Gawn could be a late put due to knee soreness. 

 

Surely not. Worst case just plonk him in the goal square and give the reigns to Jackson. 


16 minutes ago, layzie said:

Serious? I must have missed it! I was going to go to friends in Seaford but now just watching at home, if I saw this earlier I would have wandered down!

I mean I still could..

Got off your [censored] Layzie and get down the pub!

16 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Max Gawn a late out?

It's Facebook i know.. but someone mentioned that there was a radio report stating Gawn could be a late put due to knee soreness. 

 

As far as team sheets go there's no late changes.

 

What the hell is soreness? Who isn’t sore in round 22? Bloody hell. 


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