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HATCH MATCH & DESPATCH 2022

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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48 minutes ago, poita said:

Kennedies?

Poita, you're a brave man to question the Grammar Guru. 

Foolish, but brave. I like that.

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    adam simpson said in an interview about a month ago that luke strnadica stepped away from the club deciding afl wasn't for him during the season

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    Sorry to mess up your thread, WJ.  Maybe we could prevail on Andy (I believe you may be acquainted) to get rid of your superfluous apostrophe and the trainwreck of responses that I set in motion.

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    19 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Yeah, but these Kennedy’s are both alive so I’m … no Im, making an exception for them. 

    An American punk rock band from the 1970s. What would they know about grammar?

     

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    It's a moot point, WJ.  Although they got together in 1978, their first album didn't appear until 1980 and it was in this decade that they were best known.  I'll give it you on a technicality!  Demonland Uber Alles!!!

     

     

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    4 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    Slightly?  It's up there with the Harold Holt Swim Centre in Glen Iris for mine!

    I thought it highly instructive, I've always used that as a example when trying to explain irony.

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    Omac not being offered a new gig at Carlton, poor lad had a horror run of injuries whilst a blue

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    On 8/10/2022 at 5:06 PM, Demonstone said:

    From the early 80s in fact but I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fight.

    Too drunk to fight?

    Is that the woke version?

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    "Woke", binny?  Really?  Thought you were better than that.

    I doubt Andy would have let me post the real title of that song!

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    11 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    "Woke", binny?  Really?  Thought you were better than that.

    I doubt Andy would have let me post the real title of that song!

    The auto censor would have fixed it for you...

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    21 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    "Woke", binny?  Really?  Thought you were better than that.

    I doubt Andy would have let me post the real title of that song!

    well apparently you were incorrect about too drunk to fight

    still i don't know how jaded weasled herself into the lyrics 

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    Went to a party
    I danced all night
    I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight
    But now I am jaded…

     

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    27 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    "Woke", binny?  Really?  Thought you were better than that.

    I doubt Andy would have let me post the real title of that song!

    Bloody fully woke to be knocking a poster for using the term woke!

    Particularly when said poster was using woke in post rock ironic fashion!

    Double exclamation mark!!

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    Thanks for setting the record straight, binny.

    As your reward, please accept this Holiday ....... in Cambodia!!!  

    Triple exclamation marks.  Top that.  :cool:

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    15 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Thanks for setting the record straight, binny.

    As your reward, please accept this Holiday ....... in Cambodia!!!  

    Triple exclamation marks.  Top that.  :cool:

    Too drunk too woke

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