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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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Hodge perhaps shouldn't commentate Brisbane games. 

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    Was that 50 meter gift goal for talking back?

    Suddenly reintroduced it after ignoring it ever since gifting Carlton the practice match (not that the result really mattered). 

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    What is happening? Umps are ruining our game before our eyes 

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    1 minute ago, monoccular said:

    Was that 50 meter gift goal for talking back?

    Suddenly reintroduced it after ignoring it ever since gifting Carlton the practice match (not that the result really mattered). 

    Not even talking back. Merely raised his arms. 

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    1 minute ago, monoccular said:

    Was that 50 meter gift goal for talking back?

    Suddenly reintroduced it after ignoring it ever since gifting Carlton the practice match (not that the result really mattered). 

    No. Ump said you put your arms out

    now you can’t do even that. 

    time to put on a movie

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    Maggots really trying to get the Pies back. Spoil across the line = deliberate.  OMG.  

    Now a gimme goal to Blind Freddie 😎 - sorry he couldn’t see straight and missed. 

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    Roughhead has such a lovely looking ponytail

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    I am getting really tired of umpires ruining games. Just so inconsistent, and many just so wrong. That ruck free to Cox was appalling. Andrews getting 50 metres for putting his arms out in exasperation. Block in the ruck against Grundy and so on...

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    Wtf is with those deliberates

    One each way. From Backline craft- punch the ball out from a contest. 

    They are ruining the game

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    Leigh Matthews is definitely on his last legs as a commentator.

    Had to be told Mason Cox now wears glasses to protect his eyes, as if it was late breaking news to him.

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    Leigh Matthews is definitely on his last legs as a commentator.

    Had to be told Mason Cox now wears glasses to protect his eyes, as if it was late breaking news to him.

    I just assumed they had crossed to him in his old folks home in Del Boca Brisvegas for a first hand account of the invention of the goals/minutes theorem…?

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    Serious question.

    Why isn't Mason Cox wearing yellow night time glasses instead of dark sunnies style sports goggles... doing my head in

     

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    1 minute ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    Serious question.

    Why isn't Mason Cox wearing yellow night time glasses instead of dark sunnies style sports goggles... doing my head in

     

    He wants to look cool

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    5 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Leigh Matthews is definitely on his last legs as a commentator.

    Had to be told Mason Cox now wears glasses to protect his eyes, as if it was late breaking news to him.

    The comments against Cox for the gogs are ridiculous, whatever helps someone play the game (within reason) should be allowed. I remember Jimmy trying to wear a hat and he was monstered for it (on ground and off).

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    Just narrow enough margin to keep us on top as of today.  

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