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NON-MFC: Round 1, 2022

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Carlton's last kick into the forward 50 gets stuffed up every time. 

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    3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Classic! 

    google it with the maid with the lights down

     

    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    actually you are much better off not knowing

    Sometimes I feel quite inadequate.

    I think I shall give the maid a jolly good rollicking ...... and it's your fault Dub.

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    So good to see 50's being paid for time wasting.  eg, falling over the ball and not giving it back

    Silvani will (not) miss surely

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    Cheeky


    I tell ya what, neither team is winning a flag this year. 
    Carlton are at least hanging in and giving themselves a sniff. Richmond look old. 

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    Just now, Cards13 said:

    Free to Martin?! Seriously it is a tough watch at times.

    Over the shoulder 

    but soft


    There was nothing close to a free kick to Dusty. 

    As usual the commentary team don't even mention it.  the kick to dusty came from another free as well.   such BS

    With all the momentum with Carlton, the umps could well have decided this game

    Just now, BDA said:

    Carlton fans look feral

    ...even alongside Richmond fans ? 🤔

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    Ralphsmith.....that cant be a real name....

    I think we can change that to.. Shanksmith !


    13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Jeez Riewoldt gets some soft frees 

    Imagine being Nick, zero flags and his cousin is about to pass him for goals kicked in the AFL… brutal bloody xmas from here on in.

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    2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Over the shoulder 

    but soft

    pretty sure you're allowed to reach over your opponents shoulder to try to spoil.

    not having a go at you, I'm just annoyed.

    Full disclosure - i've got money on the blues. 

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    Just now, Cards13 said:

    Imagine being Nick, zero flags and his cousin is about to pass him for goals kicked in the AFL… brutal bloody xmas from here on in.

    At least Nick didn’t look like a smashed crab when  he played. Jack is the biggest drama queen. Just calm down Jack, people are literally dying in Ukraine. You just got tackled. 

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    Really liked Bolton and the way he is able to get involved in the game from HB into the forward line and damage the scoreboard. I know he took a few seasons to develop but hope one of our small forwards can develop into a similar player. 

    Just now, Cards13 said:

    Imagine being Nick, zero flags and his cousin is about to pass him for goals kicked in the AFL… brutal bloody xmas from here on in.

    he'll have to console himself with being 3 times the player Jack is

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    What is it with so many poor free kicks being awarded for minimal/normal physical contact? Are the umpires being directed to take the physical risk out of the game?

    • If you even touch a person with a free kick or mark = 50m. A couple last night, and more tonight
    • Williams manning up on Martin = freekick. What!?!?!
    • A  player trips over an opposition player who is almost stationary on the ground and is awarded a tripping free. 

    Did I miss the memo or can I no longer guess the rules?

    By the way, a good contest Tiges v Blues, but nothing more. No killer blow for any team so far. 

    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    pretty sure you're allowed to reach over your opponents shoulder to try to spoil.

    not having a go at you, I'm just annoyed.

    Full disclosure - i've got money on the blues. 

    Agree. Defenders have a tough job

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    3 goals to the left of screen and 14 to the right so far. That’s the only observation I have out of tonight.

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Sometimes I feel quite inadequate.

    I think I shall give the maid a jolly good rollicking ...... and it's your fault Dub.

    Sorry uncle, suffice to say she has a song called WAP.  but.... with a different meaning

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well let's see where Carlton are at.

    If they come back and win against an experienced side then Voss has had an impact.

    Along with lots of new players with “Vissy ambassador” roles who have come to Carlton.

    How much are the Blues paying Martin? Ouch.

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