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3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Classic! 

google it with the maid with the lights down

 

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

actually you are much better off not knowing

Sometimes I feel quite inadequate.

I think I shall give the maid a jolly good rollicking ...... and it's your fault Dub.

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There was nothing close to a free kick to Dusty. 

As usual the commentary team don't even mention it.  the kick to dusty came from another free as well.   such BS

With all the momentum with Carlton, the umps could well have decided this game

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Just now, BDA said:

Carlton fans look feral

...even alongside Richmond fans ? 🤔

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2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Over the shoulder 

but soft

pretty sure you're allowed to reach over your opponents shoulder to try to spoil.

not having a go at you, I'm just annoyed.

Full disclosure - i've got money on the blues. 

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Just now, Cards13 said:

Imagine being Nick, zero flags and his cousin is about to pass him for goals kicked in the AFL… brutal bloody xmas from here on in.

At least Nick didn’t look like a smashed crab when  he played. Jack is the biggest drama queen. Just calm down Jack, people are literally dying in Ukraine. You just got tackled. 

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Just now, Cards13 said:

Imagine being Nick, zero flags and his cousin is about to pass him for goals kicked in the AFL… brutal bloody xmas from here on in.

he'll have to console himself with being 3 times the player Jack is

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What is it with so many poor free kicks being awarded for minimal/normal physical contact? Are the umpires being directed to take the physical risk out of the game?

  • If you even touch a person with a free kick or mark = 50m. A couple last night, and more tonight
  • Williams manning up on Martin = freekick. What!?!?!
  • A  player trips over an opposition player who is almost stationary on the ground and is awarded a tripping free. 

Did I miss the memo or can I no longer guess the rules?

By the way, a good contest Tiges v Blues, but nothing more. No killer blow for any team so far. 

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1 minute ago, DubDee said:

pretty sure you're allowed to reach over your opponents shoulder to try to spoil.

not having a go at you, I'm just annoyed.

Full disclosure - i've got money on the blues. 

Agree. Defenders have a tough job

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13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Sometimes I feel quite inadequate.

I think I shall give the maid a jolly good rollicking ...... and it's your fault Dub.

Sorry uncle, suffice to say she has a song called WAP.  but.... with a different meaning

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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well let's see where Carlton are at.

If they come back and win against an experienced side then Voss has had an impact.

Along with lots of new players with “Vissy ambassador” roles who have come to Carlton.

How much are the Blues paying Martin? Ouch.

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