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5 hours ago, Spargonicus said:

Yep - Q39. Damn. Will it be like watching little fleas on the grass?

No, it wonโ€™t, itโ€™s a big screen. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

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Lots of level 1 seats available now

booked for myself an hour ago and for my parents just nowย 

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Got our tickets yesterday. Iโ€™m guessing it will be a full house if the dogs celebration was anything to go by.


22 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

Got our tickets yesterday. Iโ€™m guessing it will be a full house if the dogs celebration was anything to go by.

It seems based on the Ticketek map the entire northern and western stands. 50 K capacity. It will have a home game atmosphere I'm tipping. With the outcome already known.ย  And everyone will be in their seats to watch the magical 17 minutes (to quote BT)

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25 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

It seems based on the Ticketek map the entire northern and western stands. 50 K capacity. It will have a home game atmosphere I'm tipping. With the outcome already known.

Do we have to simulate being nervous when Bont kicks a "more [censored] than class" to put them 19 points up? I expect to see lots of people getting a pass out to have a gasper on the concourse outside.

I'm looking forward to the bit where everyone shouts out "bang bang bang" in unison. BANG BANG BANG! (I'm just practising.)

This is going to be good.

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22 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

And everyone will be in their seats to watch the magical 17 minutes (to quote BT)

What does that fool know? It's already in AFL folklore as "that 10 minutes".

Spoke to a Hawks fan yesterday. He was saying that was the most amazing few minutes of football he can remember seeing. God it feels good, not just winning the flag, but doing it in a fashion that will never be forgotten. And respected.

10 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Bloody Sunday time slot again!! The AFL hate us! etc.

Nothing to do with AFL

MFC MCC and Covid and Govt. the dates been known for about 6 weeksย 

Surely people can get off work or some thing else to come. Or do you just not like Sundays for sport.?

Take a ย days Annual leaveย 

This is a ONCE in 57 YEARS event!!ย 

What ย other time would you like the event ? BTWย 


Iโ€™m gonna be cheering on every goal like itโ€™s live.ย 

cant wait to hear the crowd comments when Daniel dumps Gawn and when Bont celebrates his 3rd goal. Should be hilarious.ย 

1 hour ago, 58er said:

Nothing to do with AFL

MFC MCC and Covid and Govt. the dates been known for about 6 weeksย 

Surely people can get off work or some thing else to come. Or do you just not like Sundays for sport.?

Take a ย days Annual leaveย 

This is a ONCE in 57 YEARS event!!ย 

What ย other time would you like the event ? BTWย 

I'm not sure you get MR. He has an unusual, quirky way of posting often with tongue in cheek. It's often difficult to decipher what his resting face is and to figure out if he is being serious. I'm pretty sure that in this case he isn't serious and may be going for irony? ย 

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Stupid fingers

1 hour ago, 58er said:

What ย other time would you like the event ? BTWย 

Maybe on my birthday? But no, the AFL didn't even consider that, did they! Bloody Demetriou.

Theyโ€™ve open up more level 1 if anyone interested.ย 

M56-57 and M28

should be good crowd!

50 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Maybe on my birthday? But no, the AFL didn't even consider that, did they! Bloody Demetriou.

Ummm, I think you will find Hamish McLaughlin is in charge nowโ€ฆ BTW


8 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Ummm, I think you will find Hamish McLaughlin is in charge nowโ€ฆ BTW

Well done Mazer, you got another one!

23 minutes ago, dworship said:

Well done Mazer, you got another one!

Give me some credit, @Demonstone

I mentioned the wrong McLaughlin tooโ€ฆ

Mum says I am funny, it is all of you that are wrong

14 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Give me some credit, @Demonstone

I mentioned the wrong McLaughlin tooโ€ฆ

Mum says I am funny, it is all of you that are wrong

Nice recovery.

2 hours ago, 58er said:

Nothing to do with AFL

MFC MCC and Covid and Govt. the dates been known for about 6 weeksย 

Surely people can get off work or some thing else to come. Or do you just not like Sundays for sport.?

Take a ย days Annual leaveย 

This is a ONCE in 57 YEARS event!!ย 

What ย other time would you like the event ? BTWย 

Please, please, please tell me this was satire.

If so, kudos. Gold standard satire.ย 


14 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Am I correct in assuming Luke Jackson wonโ€™t be in attendance.

He should be there. I thought all players would be in attendance.ย 

25 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Am I correct in assuming Luke Jackson wonโ€™t be in attendance.

The players return to training the next day so I reckon Dogga will be back from Perth.

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2 minutes ago, Tough Kent said:

The players return to training the next day so I reckon Dogga will be back from Perth.

Van Rooyen suggested heโ€™ll be training with Jackson through to Xmas in Perth.

At least thatโ€™s what I thought I heard??

1 hour ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Van Rooyen suggested heโ€™ll be training with Jackson through to Xmas in Perth.

At least thatโ€™s what I thought I heard??

Given the stupidity of WA and their insane border restrictions I wouldnโ€™t be shocked if the WA boys have been told they can stay home to spend Xmas with their families before returning to pre season.ย 
If they come back now they wonโ€™t be able to see their parents for Christmas.ย 


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