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Lions have to score the next goal otherwise its curtains for them

Dogs Cats GF?

Ill go now....

 
2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Is there anything more dystopic than hearing a guy on the PA for a game you're watching on telly explain how you must wear your mask at all times except when eating and drinking?

Just reminded me that I needed another drink 😮

3 throws in 30 seconds there by the dogs.

Throwing is the biggest blight on the game by a very wide margin.


7 minutes ago, cookieboc said:

I don't understand the over officiating of the game, it seemed like in the last 2 quarters that every time the ball went to a contest that there was a free kick awarded. just let them play, most of them seemed for the slightest of things. hope they just let us play next week. the umps have taken some of the spectacle away from the game tonight

I remember when umps used to put the whistle away in finals. That's what used to make them so good

 
Just now, Brownie said:

I remember when umps used to put the whistle away in finals. That's what used to make them so good

And let matthews and brereton basically rip someone’s spleen out

 

👀👀🕵🏻🕵🏻🛏🛏


Just now, Superunknown said:

And let matthews and brereton basically rip someone’s spleen out

 

👀👀🕵🏻🕵🏻🛏🛏

Pretty sure there's a happy middle ground between putting the whistle away and allowing players to go full thug mode.

6 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Dogs Cats GF?

 

That would blow the umpires tiny minds.

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Fagan losing his nut… hilarious 

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Not a lot of effort by Joe there.

Maybe Lions haven't recovered from us last week, like Geelong the previous week??

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Not a lot of effort by Joe there.

Maybe Lions haven't recovered from us last week, like Geelong the previous week??

WOG Daniher


I have potted him all night, but great decision from Daniher to put the ball to the square, and mark goal from Fullerton. 

Whatever happens tonight, Port will be laughing, as the winner will be spent.

1 minute ago, Nasher said:

Unsure when I officially became old but that mullet of Bailey Smith seriously makes me rage. 

Got nothing on that fools from Essendrug.

 
4 minutes ago, Chook said:

Pretty sure there's a happy middle ground between putting the whistle away and allowing players to go full thug mode.

It’s a joke homey

 

Me n Brownie are ok. 


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