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What they are saying at St Vincent Street

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3 hours ago, faultydet said:

Let's hope they keep him for a few more seasons then.

Quite a lot of talented players at Port.

Thought the same, but they played as individuals , If I was Clarkson, Port’s list would be super attractive, maybe more so than Suns.  I actually waded through all 14 pages of Teal big footy, and didn’t see one post sticking up for Hinkley (who while a good human) has according to most has sucked the initiative out of a talented bunch.

 

Good God, that reminds me of MFC supporters pre-Roos, only more angry and humorous at the same time!

Nice get Bimbo!

Edited by Stiff Arm

They actually have some good writers over there. I was suprised

I wonder if Ken will survive the year?

 
6 hours ago, demonstone said:

Disgraceful!  Melbourne fans would never do that with Bradshaw, Jordan or Wiedermann.  :D

I'm pretty sure we all know how to spell Jordon Jones' name correctly now, even Luke Darcy does.

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

“yeah, so you agree, rozzee is sh*t, has the contested ball awareness of a minature poodle.”

I will never be able to look at Connor Rozee without thinking of this. ?
AND they misspelled his name. Their own player!

 

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11 hours ago, deanox said:

They would be a perfect fit for Clarkson.

I was thinking Buckley.?

9 hours ago, nacnud said:

 

They are not alone here. I have lost count of the number of iterations of "Weideman" I have seen on Demonland and elsewhere. There is no "r" in Weideman.

All these misspellings of players' names makes you long for the simpler times when Trengrove, Wonnamirri and Maloney were running around in Demon colours.

 

A Port supporter asked where Mark Williams was and suggested he should be hired to replace Hinkley. No other Port supporters who replied knew where he was.

44 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

A Port supporter asked where Mark Williams was and suggested he should be hired to replace Hinkley. No other Port supporters who replied knew where he was.

That's because he's gone to ground, last seen hiding in a coffee shop with Mark Korda and Graham Wright.


17 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

“yeah, so you agree, rozzee is sh*t, has the contested ball awareness of a minature poodle.”

I will never be able to look at Connor Rozee without thinking of this. ?
AND they misspelled his name. Their own player!*

* Jordan. Just saying……

5 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

* Jordan. Just saying……

I thought his first name is Connor(?)

Great first up effort kicking off the thread @Bimbo.

 

On 7/9/2021 at 4:04 PM, Bimbo said:

Another club waltzes in with a SeAsOn-DeFiNiNg win.

I'm not sure the above Port person ever graduated from using crayons at primary school.

 

On 7/9/2021 at 5:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

“yeah, so you agree, rozzee is sh*t, has the contested ball awareness of a minature poodle.”

I will never be able to look at Connor Rozee without thinking of this. ?
AND they misspelled his name. Their own player!

 

Though I personally don't hate them the same way, what must be remembered is that Port Adelaide are regarded as being the Collingwood of South Australian football and from this thread, it's easy to see why.

 

Edited by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

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