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Robbo

Bitter but optimistic
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I’m currently watching AFL 360 for the first time in years

Im a self admitted [censored] pot. So my judgement is impaired 

However, I have two questions

Is Robbo a jibbering [censored] or am I a mindless drunk ?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m currently watching AFL 360 for the first time in years

    Im a self admitted [censored] pot. So my judgement is impaired 

    However, I have two questions

    Is Robbo a jibbering [censored] or am I a mindless drunk ?

    Yes

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    Goody on after the ad break.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m currently watching AFL 360 for the first time in years

    Im a self admitted [censored] pot. So my judgement is impaired 

    However, I have two questions

    Is Robbo a jibbering [censored] or am I a mindless drunk ?

    Yep.

    He's gotten worse over the past couple of years. People make jokes about him being a drunk etc, but he's certainly got some serious stuttering going on.

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    He has got worse, supposedly he use to watch games and drink at a bar in Fitzroy then write an article on it. 

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m currently watching AFL 360 for the first time in years

    Im a self admitted [censored] pot. So my judgement is impaired 

    However, I have two questions

    Is Robbo a jibbering [censored] or am I a mindless drunk ?

    an very interesting question you pose uncle

    i would have said you were more a country hayseed,  muckspout and a bedswerving crossdresser......for openers

    as for robbo he's just a boring [censored] [censored]

    hope that's all sorted out

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    Can’t believe that Goody hasn’t even been questioned...unbelievably rude...Robbo is so ignorant!!

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m currently watching AFL 360 for the first time in years

    Im a self admitted [censored] pot. So my judgement is impaired 

    However, I have two questions

    Is Robbo a jibbering [censored] or am I a mindless drunk ?

    Swap them around and you might be closer to the mark. ?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    an very interesting question you pose uncle

    i would have said you were more a country hayseed,  muckspout and a bedswerving crossdresser......for openers

    as for robbo he's just a boring [censored] [censored]

    hope that's all sorted out

    Thank you dc    That’s fair

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    8 minutes ago, Deestar9 said:

    Can’t believe that Goody hasn’t even been questioned...unbelievably rude...Robbo is so ignorant!!

    Exactly!!! Who the [censored] is in the top four!!

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    I know you love me Ernie 

    If you thought he was a jibbering whatever you obviously were still somewhat sober.

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    2 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

    If you thought he was a jibbering whatever you obviously were still somewhat sober.

    I’m always somewhat sober JCB!!

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I’m always somewhat sober JCB!!

    Then you must be drunk.

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    Well can i just say for someone who is either, drunk or high, or both, your typing is phenomenal?

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well that’s obvious!

    What are you drinking? 

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     Imagine, a group of higher ups at the Herald Sun thought it would be a good idea making him their Chief football writer for the next 40 years.

    And then he gets a prime time slot on Fox Footy , 5 nights a week.  Hes probably pulling in a few hundred K a year for all his gigs.

    The sooner the sun swallows this planet the better.

     

     

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    slobbo spent four years browbeating buckley to the point that the latter walked away from a nice chunk of change to get off the show

    this is the first time that slobbo has been able to 'go' at him in years; safe to say he relished it

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    3 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

    What are you drinking? 

    Good Lord JCB , surely you know that beer is ok at the footy and on a hot summers day ....... but ..... for a serious [censored] up ... Shiraz is the only drink for gentlemen 

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    39 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    He has got worse, supposedly he use to watch games and drink at a bar in Fitzroy then write an article on it. 

    So he’s all of us working from home during lockdown... my home office is right next to my home bar...

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