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NON MFC: Rd 01 2021

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Omg hilarious free given. The AFL have kept in the below the knees nonsense. 

wallis on the ground taps the ball fwd, a Pies player behind him falls over Wallis. Free kick

wow

5 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

the horror, the horror

'Mistah Kurtz, he dead."

Edited by Demonised

 

Commentary gold from Brayshaw so far:

“bontempelli - he is a really good player”

“Macrae - he is left footer”

someone send him a tape of Richie Benaud or Martin Tyler


2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Commentary gold from Brayshaw so far:

“bontempelli - he is a really good player”

“Macrae - he is left footer”

someone send him a tape of Richie Benaud or Martin Tyler

Captain obvious 

One thing is for sure and that is last nights game was a far higher quality than this. Unfortunately the filth are still in it.

54 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Man the quarters seem so long after last year!

multiple changes in momentum can happen. 

Thankfully we have BT to remind us of the longer quarters with constant references to how much more the teams are scoring.

 

The Dogs should be well ahead. They have dominated and missed some easy shots. I hope they can continue on and win this. 


Two thirds through a game less than 50 points to the leader   Would expect a score of  dogs 75 points pies 60

hope so anyway 

Seriously Josh Bruce has been around long enough to do better. He is a terrible kick for goal and if the dogs are relying on him to win them a premiership then don't hold your breath. 

Can we have Bailey Smith please? Exact sort of midfielder we’re crying out for.

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Pendlebury is finally looking like slowing down. What a gun he has been. 

pies midfield looks average without him

14 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Seriously Josh Bruce has been around long enough to do better. He is a terrible kick for goal and if the dogs are relying on him to win them a premiership then don't hold your breath. 

They have JUH waiting in the wings who will be a beauty - he may even replace Bruce by years end 

Gee I know it's only round 1 but how much money did Grundy sign his 7 year deal for? Stefan given him a good run and English has obviously done his homework on Grundy when Brodie gave him a bath last year. 

Seriously could there be a worse name than LadBROKES for a betting company.

The name itself should set off alarms.

Doggies looking the goods.


What’s happened to Grundy?! Looks average at best. Crippling 7 year deal.

Ouch

18 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Can we have Bailey Smith please? Exact sort of midfielder we’re crying out for.

Tough, skilled, quick. Why can't our sparrows spargos Jordan's be like him 

 
Just now, DubDee said:

What’s happened to Grundy?! Looks average at best. Crippling 7 year deal.

Ouch

Ruckman , Smuckman

Give me a bont, Danger, petracca, Oliver, Dusty any day of the week 

1 minute ago, Elegt said:

Tough, skilled, quick. Why can't our sparrows spargos Jordan's be like him 

Because you fill their heads with negativity ? 


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