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1 hour ago, Hell Bent said:

Jeremy Cameron could miss a month with a hammy from training 

That would be right. Back in time to play us in round 5.

 
Just now, whatwhat say what said:

we'll all be rooned, said hanrahan

Would be good if Brown was back by then but alas he won’t be. 


1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

the horror, the horror

 

1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

the horror, the horror

Not sure how I will live through it, well there is always single malt to dull the pain.

2 hours ago, Better days ahead said:

Knee replacement. Hopefully your back on your feet soon

Right Knee replaced 17th Feb, am driving, scored 114% on sitting knee bend, hardly any pain, been walking without pain or crutches or frame since the 26th Feb. Gone cold turkey on the Opioids because of side effects, and am generally a happy chappie. Now for the left knee- I had Double Kneemonia.

1 hour ago, dieter said:

Right Knee replaced 17th Feb, am driving, scored 114% on sitting knee bend, hardly any pain, been walking without pain or crutches or frame since the 26th Feb. Gone cold turkey on the Opioids because of side effects, and am generally a happy chappie. Now for the left knee- I had Double Kneemonia.

You're lucky. A bloke I know had both done at once and they put in 2 left knee parts.  It was only discovered when they noticed an extra  right knee joint in stock.

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12 minutes ago, dieter said:

Right Knee replaced 17th Feb, am driving, scored 114% on sitting knee bend, hardly any pain, been walking without pain or crutches or frame since the 26th Feb. Gone cold turkey on the Opioids because of side effects, and am generally a happy chappie. Now for the left knee- I had Double Kneemonia.

Well that is a lot better than toemaine poisoning ! 

18 minutes ago, sue said:

Your lucky. A bloke I know had both done at once and they put in 2 left knee parts.  It was only discovered when they noticed an extra  right knee joint in stock.

Scary that there are still klutzy/butcher surgeons out there...


19 minutes ago, old dee said:

Well that is a lot better than toemaine poisoning ! 

That's called Toesolitis. Then there's a certain type of '....thyria'

3 hours ago, dieter said:

Or my new right knee!

?  I've got a pair of brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new knee  ?

$50 on tigers, lions, cats, port

$50 on tigers, lions, cats, port, Dees, Eagles 

8 x $5 multis taking the above 6 games plus

pies v dogs

hawks v bombers 

saints v giants

All each way. 
 

Good luck to any fellow punters.

55 minutes ago, dieter said:

That's called Toesolitis. Then there's a certain type of '....thyria'

I think I got that when I put my foot in my mouth.

19 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

?  I've got a pair of brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new knee  ?

Very good trigon. 


2 hours ago, old dee said:

That would be right. Back in time to play us in round 5.

Not in time for when we play them in Rnd 4 though 

1 hour ago, FarNorthernD said:

Not in time for when we play them in Rnd 4 though 

Spot on a pressed round 5 and the cats Sunday game popped into view.


I was expecting Treloar to butcher that I50 kick but he hit Naughton's chest

good start this by the doggies.

 
4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The Bulldogs should have a very good year, they will be fun to watch.

Yep they should, not sure it will be fun when they play us though. 

Man the quarters seem so long after last year!

multiple changes in momentum can happen. 


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