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1 hour ago, buck_nekkid said:

Anyone want to take a stab at what the penalty will be?

12 stitches and 3 hail marys.

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    6 hours ago, Demonland said:

     

    I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.

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    Has he been drug tested recently? Might not be able to play for a while if so? (I’m fishing ?)

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    1 hour ago, Lord Travis said:

    Has he been drug tested recently? Might not be able to play for a while if so? (I’m fishing ?)

    Not the case.

    Domestic incident. To sum it up: when your [censored] stands up, your brain sits down. 

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    33 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not the case.

    Domestic incident. To sum it up: when your [censored] stands up, your brain sits down. 

    He fell into his own d ick? 

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    8 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    He fell into his own d ick? 

    Yes, that right. You got it in one.

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    If the integrity unit do investigate, Hocking will ensure it gets wrapped up pretty quickly. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    7 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    Anyone want to take a stab at what the penalty will be?

    ah, a punctured lung.?   nah,  he's already payed that  penal tee.

     

    30 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    He fell into his own d ick? 

    and then got shot back out,  like out'a a cannon, at the Fair.  

    ... landed on a spinning wheel,  & while pinned to the velcro,  he was stabbed by the man throwing knives in the BigTop.

     

    Vlad would accept that, you know he would.   Or my name is not,  Andrew D...

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    Affairs 101:

    If you are going to answer a booty call, make sure your iPhone isn't connected to the family iPad. 

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Affairs 101:

    If you are going to answer a booty call, make sure your iPhone isn't connected to the family iPad. 

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    You seem to have the low down here, Moonie.
    So Stevens’ missus drove all the way around the bay to Malvern to shank him at 1am after learning of an affair? Or did the mistress do it, thinking she was the only one? Or did he do it himself as a crazy deflection strategy? 
    Intriguing and salacious liaisons dangereuses...

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    14 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    You seem to have the low down here, Moonie.
    So Stevens’ missus drove all the way around the bay to Malvern to shank him at 1am after learning of an affair? Or did the mistress do it, thinking she was the only one? Or did he do it himself as a crazy deflection strategy? 
    Intriguing and salacious liaisons dangereuses...

    Go easy! He is separated and his ex and child live in East Brighton, published in newspapers. Jack was in Melbourne returning his daughter home to East Brighton with his new girlfriend, again written in papers. Don't believe half of what you hear or assumptions

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    49 minutes ago, Older demon said:

    Go easy! He is separated and his ex and child live in East Brighton, published in newspapers. Jack was in Melbourne returning his daughter home to East Brighton with his new girlfriend, again written in papers. Don't believe half of what you hear or assumptions

    Yeah fair enough, OD. Tongue firmly in cheek directed at Moonie...

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    21 hours ago, chookrat said:

    I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.

    It depends on how [censored] off Eddie might get if nothing happens.

    "The only thing worse than not being talked about by Eddie, is being talked about by Eddie."
    (written on a plaque on the wall at AFL house)

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    21 hours ago, chookrat said:

    I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.

    When someone is stealing headlines just as the AFL is trying to bring in 16 minute quarters, and a night grand final, by stealth, they might just give him 3 bonus Brownlow votes as a thank you.

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