Jump to content

Featured Replies

 
1 hour ago, buck_nekkid said:

Anyone want to take a stab at what the penalty will be?

12 stitches and 3 hail marys.

 
6 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.


Has he been drug tested recently? Might not be able to play for a while if so? (I’m fishing ?)

Edited by Lord Travis

1 hour ago, Lord Travis said:

Has he been drug tested recently? Might not be able to play for a while if so? (I’m fishing ?)

Not the case.

Domestic incident. To sum it up: when your [censored] stands up, your brain sits down. 

33 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Not the case.

Domestic incident. To sum it up: when your [censored] stands up, your brain sits down. 

He fell into his own d ick? 

 
8 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

He fell into his own d ick? 

Yes, that right. You got it in one.

If the integrity unit do investigate, Hocking will ensure it gets wrapped up pretty quickly. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


7 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

Anyone want to take a stab at what the penalty will be?

ah, a punctured lung.?   nah,  he's already payed that  penal tee.

 

30 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

He fell into his own d ick? 

and then got shot back out,  like out'a a cannon, at the Fair.  

... landed on a spinning wheel,  & while pinned to the velcro,  he was stabbed by the man throwing knives in the BigTop.

 

Vlad would accept that, you know he would.   Or my name is not,  Andrew D...

Affairs 101:

If you are going to answer a booty call, make sure your iPhone isn't connected to the family iPad. 

?

 

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Affairs 101:

If you are going to answer a booty call, make sure your iPhone isn't connected to the family iPad. 

?

 

You seem to have the low down here, Moonie.
So Stevens’ missus drove all the way around the bay to Malvern to shank him at 1am after learning of an affair? Or did the mistress do it, thinking she was the only one? Or did he do it himself as a crazy deflection strategy? 
Intriguing and salacious liaisons dangereuses...

14 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

You seem to have the low down here, Moonie.
So Stevens’ missus drove all the way around the bay to Malvern to shank him at 1am after learning of an affair? Or did the mistress do it, thinking she was the only one? Or did he do it himself as a crazy deflection strategy? 
Intriguing and salacious liaisons dangereuses...

Go easy! He is separated and his ex and child live in East Brighton, published in newspapers. Jack was in Melbourne returning his daughter home to East Brighton with his new girlfriend, again written in papers. Don't believe half of what you hear or assumptions

Edited by Older demon

49 minutes ago, Older demon said:

Go easy! He is separated and his ex and child live in East Brighton, published in newspapers. Jack was in Melbourne returning his daughter home to East Brighton with his new girlfriend, again written in papers. Don't believe half of what you hear or assumptions

Yeah fair enough, OD. Tongue firmly in cheek directed at Moonie...


21 hours ago, chookrat said:

I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.

It depends on how [censored] off Eddie might get if nothing happens.

"The only thing worse than not being talked about by Eddie, is being talked about by Eddie."
(written on a plaque on the wall at AFL house)

21 hours ago, chookrat said:

I haven't bothered to read the article, and as Stevens hasn't been charged by police or committed any offense, I cannot see how he would be suspended by the AFL on the basis that he was stabbed.

When someone is stealing headlines just as the AFL is trying to bring in 16 minute quarters, and a night grand final, by stealth, they might just give him 3 bonus Brownlow votes as a thank you.

  • 2 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • NON-MFC: Round 11

    Round 11, the second week of The Sir Doug Nicholls Round, kicks off on Thursday night with the Cats hosting the Bulldogs at Kardinia Park. Geelong will be looking to to continue their decade long dominance over the Bulldogs, while the Dogs aim to take another big scalp as they surge up the ladder. On Friday night it's he Dreamtime at the 'G clash between Essendon and Richmond. The Bombers will want to avoid another embarrassing performance against a lowly side whilst the Tigers will be keen to avenge a disappointing loss to the Kangaroos. Saturday footy kicks off as the Blues face the Giants in a pivotal clash for both clubs. Carlton need to turn around their up and down season while GWS will be eager to bounce back and reassert themselves as a September threat. At twilight sees the Hawks taking on the Lions at the G. Hawthorn need to cement themselves in the Top 4 but they’ll need to be at their best to challenge a Brisbane side eager to respond after last week’s crushing loss to the Dees on their home turf. The first of the Saturday night double headers opens with North Melbourne up against the high-flying Magpies. The Roos will need a near-perfect performance to trouble a Collingwood side sitting atop the ladder.

      • Like
    • 135 replies
    Demonland
  • PREVIEW: Sydney

    The two teams competing at the MCG on Sunday afternoon have each traversed a long and arduous path since their previous encounter on a sweltering March evening in Sydney a season and a half ago. Both experienced periods of success at various times last year. The Demons ran out of steam in midseason while the Swans went on to narrowly miss the ultimate prize in the sport. Now, they find themselves outside of finals contention as the season approaches the halfway mark. The winner this week will remain in contact with the leading pack, while the loser may well find itself on a precipice, staring into the abyss. The current season has presented numerous challenges for most clubs, particularly those positioned in the middle tier. The Essendon experience in suffering a significant 91-point loss to the Bulldogs, just one week after defeating the Swans, may not be typical, but it illustrates the unpredictability of outcomes under the league’s present set up. 

    • 3 replies
    Demonland
  • REPORT: Brisbane

    “Max Gawn has been the heart and soul of the Dees for years now, but this recent recovery from a terrible start has been driven by him. He was everywhere again, and with the game in the balance, he took several key marks to keep the ball in the Dees forward half.” - The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: Round Ten Of course, it wasn’t the efforts of one man that caused this monumental upset, but rather the work of the coach and his assistants and the other 22 players who took the ground, notably the likes of Jake Melksham, Christian Petracca, Clayton Oliver and Kozzie Pickett but Max has been magnificent in taking ownership of his team and its welfare under the fire of a calamitous 0-5 start to the season. On Sunday, he provided the leadership that was needed to face up to the reigning premier and top of the ladder Brisbane Lions on their home turf and to prevail after a slow start, during which the hosts led by as much as 24 points in the second quarter. Titus O’Reily is normally comedic in his descriptions of the football but this time, he was being deadly serious. The Demons have come from a long way back and, although they still sit in the bottom third of the AFL pack, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel as they look to drive home the momentum inspired in the past four or five weeks by Max the Magnificent who was under such great pressure in those dark, early days of the season.

    • 0 replies
    Demonland
  • CASEY: Southport

    The Southport Sharks came to Casey. They saw and they conquered a team with 16 AFL-listed players who, for the most part, wasted their time on the ground and failed to earn their keep. For the first half, the Sharks were kept in the game by the Demons’ poor use of the football, it’s disposal getting worse the closer the team got to its own goal and moreover, it got worse as the game progressed. Make no mistake, Casey was far and away the better team in the first half, it was winning the ruck duels through Tom Campbell’s solid performance but it was the scoreboard that told the story.

    • 3 replies
    Demonland
  • PREGAME: Sydney

    Just a game and percentage outside the Top 8, the Demons return to Melbourne to face the Sydney Swans at the MCG, with a golden opportunity to build on the momentum from toppling the reigning premiers on their own turf. Who comes in, and who makes way?

      • Thumb Down
    • 302 replies
    Demonland
  • PODCAST: Brisbane

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 12th May @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we analyse a famous victory by the Demons over the Lions at the Gabba.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 35 replies
    Demonland