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" You won't be a Full Forward while your "arze" points to the ground ."

 
11 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

 

OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

 

1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

 

2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

 

3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

 

4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again"

 

5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

 

6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

 

1/ Jacko?

2/ Lyon?

3/ Big Carl?

4/ ?

5/ Barassi?

6/

 
19 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Woohoo!!

The bloke from Adelaide Oval cheering all our goals?


On 4/9/2020 at 11:22 AM, george_on_the_outer said:

 

OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

 

1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

 

2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

 

3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

 

4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again"

 

5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

 

6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

 

1: Ross Dillon

2: Jim Stynes

3: Rod Grinter (second option Laurie Mithen; third option Alby Rodda - you can see I'm guessing)

4: Ian Ridley

5: Ron Barassi

6: Noel McMahen

 

And the one I put up: We didn't come to play - Neil Balme

 

Edited by pitmaster

 
21 hours ago, dee-eee said:

" You won't be a Full Forward while your "arze" points to the ground ."

Some Hawthorn fullback to Mark Jackson ???

On 4/8/2020 at 6:18 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

Some more guesses

 

Number 1:  

1.       “I would have 100 shots a week at training….” Allan Jakovich, Max Gawn

 

 

OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

 

2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off” Shane Woewodin

 

3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

A: Rod Grinter.....correctly identified by  Left Foot Snap

 

4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again" Raul Poos

 

5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

A: R.D. Barassi:  correctly identified by  Roger Mellie

 

6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..” Swooper

Another one:

7. 

The voice became more agitated.  “Open the door – it’s Norm Smith”

I said: “Hell is that you, Red Fox?”

Norm put his shoulder to the door and it nearly came off its hinges.  He burst in and wrestled all 3 of us, and it bloody hurt too; we were bruised.  ….” None of you will ever refer to me as The Red Fox ever again!”

Who said “ Hell is that you , Red Fox?” thereby giving Norm Smith his nickname ? Tassie Johnson

 

 


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Congratulations Roger Mellie.....another one right!

No 4.  The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again.

Paul Roos.  Demonland Podcast 13 June 2018       at   37.55

 

On 4/9/2020 at 11:12 PM, MyFavouriteMartian said:

1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

 

2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

 

6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

 

All guesses:

1. Allan Jakovich

2. Jack Watts

3. Froggy Crompton

Good quiz, by the way.

 

Edited by La Dee-vina Comedia

On 4/8/2020 at 5:48 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

 

Number 1:  

1.       “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

 

 

Jake Melksham or Michael Hibberd. 


I'll have another stab. 

I would have guessed Max Gawn for question 1 but that has already been done. So my guess is Russel Robertson with a left field guess of Earl Spalding. 

For question 6, was it Neil Balme?


I'm trying to go by the language being used. Is number 6 Mark Jackson?

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OK, you have been kept in suspense, so here is one to help out:

No 6. “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood supporter..”

A:  Allen Jakovich Demonland podcast 21 October 2017.       37.25

  • 1 month later...
 
On 4/13/2020 at 7:10 AM, george_on_the_outer said:

Further help needed?

 

No. 7.  A:    Ian Thorogood.  From “The Red Fox” by Ben Collins

 

Thanks George, didn’t know about this. I’ll have to pick up a copy of the red fox. (Ian was my Grandfather). 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

On 4/10/2020 at 3:18 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

Still no more correct since Grinter and Barassi......

3 was Jack Dyer!!!


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