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george_on_the_outer
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" You won't be a Full Forward while your "arze" points to the ground ."

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    11 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

     

    OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

    So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

     

    1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

     

    2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

     

    3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

     

    4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again"

     

    5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

     

    6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

     

    1/ Jacko?

    2/ Lyon?

    3/ Big Carl?

    4/ ?

    5/ Barassi?

    6/

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    19 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    Woohoo!!

    The bloke from Adelaide Oval cheering all our goals?

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    On 4/9/2020 at 11:22 AM, george_on_the_outer said:

     

    OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

    So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

     

    1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

     

    2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

     

    3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

     

    4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again"

     

    5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

     

    6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

     

    1: Ross Dillon

    2: Jim Stynes

    3: Rod Grinter (second option Laurie Mithen; third option Alby Rodda - you can see I'm guessing)

    4: Ian Ridley

    5: Ron Barassi

    6: Noel McMahen

     

    And the one I put up: We didn't come to play - Neil Balme

     

    Edited by pitmaster

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    21 hours ago, dee-eee said:

    " You won't be a Full Forward while your "arze" points to the ground ."

    Some Hawthorn fullback to Mark Jackson ???

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    On 4/8/2020 at 6:18 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

    Some more guesses

     

    Number 1:  

    1.       “I would have 100 shots a week at training….” Allan Jakovich, Max Gawn

     

     

    OK no correct answers yet, but am impressed with a couple of options put forward...Remember these are only MFC icons......

    So I'll give you a couple more to see if anyone can get the answers....

     

    2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off” Shane Woewodin

     

    3.      “ If blokes got in my way, I knocked them over…and sometimes it was a little too high..”

    A: Rod Grinter.....correctly identified by  Left Foot Snap

     

    4.     "The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again" Raul Poos

     

    5.     “Healy off,  Ellingworth on….bloody weak as [censored]…”

    A: R.D. Barassi:  correctly identified by  Roger Mellie

     

    6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..” Swooper

    Another one:

    7. 

    The voice became more agitated.  “Open the door – it’s Norm Smith”

    I said: “Hell is that you, Red Fox?”

    Norm put his shoulder to the door and it nearly came off its hinges.  He burst in and wrestled all 3 of us, and it bloody hurt too; we were bruised.  ….” None of you will ever refer to me as The Red Fox ever again!”

    Who said “ Hell is that you , Red Fox?” thereby giving Norm Smith his nickname ? Tassie Johnson

     

     

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    Congratulations Roger Mellie.....another one right!

    No 4.  The old Melbourne’s gone….done and dusted.  Finished….and that will never reappear again.

    Paul Roos.  Demonland Podcast 13 June 2018       at   37.55

     

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    On 4/9/2020 at 11:12 PM, MyFavouriteMartian said:

    1.    “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

     

    2.    “I train day on, day off.  Day on.  Day off….Todays’s day off”

     

    6.     “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood    supporter..”

     

    All guesses:

    1. Allan Jakovich

    2. Jack Watts

    3. Froggy Crompton

    Good quiz, by the way.

     

    Edited by La Dee-vina Comedia

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    On 4/8/2020 at 5:48 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

     

    Number 1:  

    1.       “I would have 100 shots a week at training….”

     

     

    Jake Melksham or Michael Hibberd. 

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    I'll have another stab. 

    I would have guessed Max Gawn for question 1 but that has already been done. So my guess is Russel Robertson with a left field guess of Earl Spalding. 

    For question 6, was it Neil Balme?

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    I'm trying to go by the language being used. Is number 6 Mark Jackson?

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    OK, you have been kept in suspense, so here is one to help out:

    No 6. “Any game against Collingwood, you had to get up…it’s a long week in football and every 2nd bastard you run into is a Collingwood supporter..”

    A:  Allen Jakovich Demonland podcast 21 October 2017.       37.25

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    On 4/13/2020 at 7:10 AM, george_on_the_outer said:

    Further help needed?

     

    No. 7.  A:    Ian Thorogood.  From “The Red Fox” by Ben Collins

     

    Thanks George, didn’t know about this. I’ll have to pick up a copy of the red fox. (Ian was my Grandfather). 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    On 4/10/2020 at 3:18 PM, george_on_the_outer said:

    Still no more correct since Grinter and Barassi......

    3 was Jack Dyer!!!

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