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19 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Enjoyed this zinger:

โ€œโ€œPert has gone fishing and it might just be the only place where he lands a catch,โ€ an insider said.โ€

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On 28/08/2025 at 13:58, dpositive said:

Another Final series and still no home base where supporters who cant get tickets can gather and watch the competing teams on big Screens.

No doubt the AFL would make such an arrangement expensive but it could be used as a club fund raiser if possible.

Its why any proposal should include an entertainment and retail sector to benefit from activity generated by the club presence.

This is more unnecessary scope creep from fans that canโ€™t agree on what this should be.

Entertainment and retail? Wut?

Is it elite training facilities?

Is it facilities closer to where players want to live?

Is it co-location of admin?

Is it a place for the fans to gather and have a beer?

I mean, WTF are we talking about here.

Link behind wall ?

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The new area is by far the biggest area so far suggested.

I am just unsure of the tunnel they are mentioning.

I know of two tunnels there, one to the inner car park for cars from Glen Eira Road and the other a pedestrian one from the inner car park to the grandstand. Not sure if there is another, but wouldnโ€™t think that one would be suitable.

Anyway it sounds like it will finally be green lit. Great for the Dees.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The new area is by far the biggest area so far suggested.

I am just unsure of the tunnel they are mentioning.

I know of two tunnels there, one to the inner car park for cars from Glen Eira Road and the other a pedestrian one from the inner car park to the grandstand. Not sure if there is another, but wouldnโ€™t think that one would be suitable.

Anyway it sounds like it will finally be green lit. Great for the Dees.

Thereโ€™s a tunnel off the roundabout on Kambrook Rd. Can someone put the article up?

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Melbourne is on the brink of ending its decades-long search for a permanent home base.

Negotiations between the Demons and key parties including the Caulfield Racecourse Reserve Trust have advanced significantly in recent weeks.

A new option being pushed by the race club would see Melbourneโ€™s $100 million high-performance and administration facility built on land opposite the Caulfield train station where an existing tunnel beneath the track would be used for access to two full-sized training ovals.

Further progress is expected at a meeting involving Sports Minister Steve Dimopoulos next week.

Talks have gathered pace after Melbourne relented on a series of demands surrounding public access to the ovals, payment of rent and control of subleasing.

Melbourne insists it will be able to fully fund the project through a combination of government grants, cash and membersโ€™ donations.

Artists' impression of the Melbourne Football Club plans for new headquarters at Caulfield racecourse.

Artists' impression of the Melbourne Football Club plans for new headquarters at Caulfield racecourse.

The Demonsโ€™ long-running failure to secure a home base was not lost on outgoing senior coach Simon Goodwin when he half-jokingly declared at his farewell press conference that he would not miss the daily commute out to Casey.

Former Melbourne chief executive Gary Pert was hired by the Melbourne board in 2018 largely on the promise of delivering a โ€œstate-of-the-artโ€ training and administrative headquarters.

The clubโ€™s first ambitious bid to secure a site in Yarra Park near the MCG was embarrassingly shot down by the state government just hours after the club had publicly declared it a live option.

Other concepts were floated and abandoned above an AAMI Park car park and beneath the Bolte Bridge before the Dees changed tack to focus on Caulfield.

Artists' impression of the Melbourne Football Club plans for new headquarters at Caulfield racecourse.

Artists' impression of the Melbourne Football Club plans for new headquarters at Caulfield racecourse.

The initial blueprint involved the construction of Melbourneโ€™s headquarters in the southwestern wedge of the racecourse precinct before it was ditched earlier this year in favour of a new patch in the southeastern corner, near Neerim Road.

The latest option would see the Dees set up shop on the existing โ€œGuineas car parkโ€ off Normanby Road as part of a wider development that will allow fans to hop straight off a train to watch their team practice.

Pert was pushed out last October but was retained as a โ€œconsultantโ€ to help steer the Caulfield project, however insiders say he hasnโ€™t been sighted in months.

โ€œPert has gone fishing and it might just be the only place where he lands a catch,โ€ an insider said.

I would have thought the south east corner at 120 neerim road where the stables and sheds are was a more substantial site. The โ€˜guineas Carparkโ€™ seems somewhat skinny and limited. It is however almost 9,000 sqm of land so surely would be enough for an indoor training facility and a multi story office with function facilities.

The indoor facility might also be built as a shared space inside the course.

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On 12/08/2025 at 21:32, KozzyCan said:

Itโ€™s not about aesthetics, itโ€™s about functionality. Which the Jack Dyer Stand was never going to be again.

Not sounding like an architect 's banker, functionality has destroyed a lot of very, very good buildings.

Anyone have a graphic depicting this new location ?

Cheers


1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Anyone have a graphic depicting this new location ?

Cheers

Itโ€™s the guineas car park north east of the course

Be interesting to see the actual design and where everything goes. That car park is an odd bit of land.

Must utilise inside the track too.

And we wait.

Ver 23.8 must be not too far away ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


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