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Finals Week 2

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Bruce just cracked a fat

 
 

I really do hate Geelong & this game looks like it may well cheer me up some.

7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Second quarter goes to the umpires. 

 

2 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

If there’s 45k here I’d be surprised 

Matthew Nicholls that bald headed [censored] maggot is the worst maggot that ever has maggoted

Glad you're seeing it like me.

Seriously, must have photos of someone in a compromising position to keep getting a game.


Just now, rjay said:

 

Glad you're seeing it like me.

Seriously, must have photos of someone in a compromising position to keep getting a game.

He’s fit and - Max Gawn game excepted - good at bouncing the ball

They are literally his only two assets

He calls it blindsided all the time; terrible decision maker

12 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

If there’s 45k here I’d be surprised 

Matthew Nicholls that bald headed [censored] maggot is the worst maggot that ever has maggoted

How good would it be if, come the warmer weather over summer, he were to do what most maggots are supposed to do and sprout wings, fly off, and get eaten by a big spider!

 
28 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Geez West Coast get the run on the umps no matter where they play. 

Made up for it a bit by ignoring Hawkins’ block and paying Ratatouille a mark for a spectacular jump without controlling the ball. 


2 minutes ago, Kelpien said:

Bruce once the Eagles got in front. 

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Now that Thiwwwillll has retired he needs to find something else to get excited about 

Hawkins you dog. 

Tomahawk gone i reckon.

Danger is a terrible set shot.  A long  way out though.


8 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Tomahawk gone i reckon.

Should be but I will anticipate a fine as the victim still breathes. 

Christian will say accidental, low impact, in play even though it was intentional, high and off the play.

And since eye gouging has the go ahead, striking by a key ? in a final will be permitted. 

7 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Danger is a terrible set shot.  A long  way out though.

That was selfish. Should have gone for the top of the square. 

Edited by monoccular

Who did Hawkins hit?

4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

You'd think so but they don't suspend players anymore. 

Yes a number of protected species in finals!


Hickey isn’t a bad back up ruck at all. Having a good game.

Ablett appears to have a few lady lumps. 

He looks like he's been eating too much pudding.

Edited by Rusty Nails

 

Geelong gifted a goal there. Blatantly touched by multiple players, should not have been paid a mark. 


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