Chaos footy - no one knows wtaf is going on

Best thing i ever did was switch to the cricket half way through the 2nd.  Anyone who is still contemplating...it's never too late!

11 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

How DUMB DUMB IS HARMES

ran into the tackle 

We often do that. Clear first options open, but decide to change direction and get caught.

14 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

On the bright side tonight’s performance has taught me something. If I leave at half time I can be home by 3/4 time.

i know some of you might think that’s soft; but in my defence I was there for a quarter longer than many of our players.

No completely justified. An apology should be sent to each and every member.

FROST, a glimmer of hope 

Huh!

First two eggs out of the carton were double yolks

Winning!

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

FROST, a glimmer of hope 

Do we have a tackling coach??

1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Chaos footy - no one knows wtaf is going on

Chaos footy with pre-game bucket bongs

How’s the goalkicking goody ffs

5-11. 7-8 gettable shots from 25 metres missed. Ridiculous 

Just now, defuture15 said:

Do we have a tackling coach??

Been at the pub all year with our goal kicking coach

1 minute ago, defuture15 said:

Do we have a tackling coach??

He's from the Melbourne ballet I believe.

1 minute ago, praha said:

this has been a common theme for 3 years, mono.

Yep but at least last year with Tom fit and in form, Melksham fit and in form, Weed developing and Jesse from time to time we had a semblance of a forward line and won a few games.  Totally at sea all this year with all three remaining carrying injuries. 

Good news is the AFL won't schedule us for another embarrassing Friday night game next year.  

If max wants a premiership he’ll fkoffski to another club

10.4 to 2.10 since quarter time.

3 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Huh!

First two eggs out of the carton were double yolks

Winning!

Are you near the players race?

I know this is going to be controversial but can we have a kpi around goal kicking accuracy for anyone we recruit who might play in fwd half of ground ? 

26 minutes ago, bing181 said:

Can't agree - he has always been a dodgy set shot. What we're seeing is pretty much par for the course. Though at least he's taking shots, albeit missing.

He kicked 32.24 last year and was no. 1 for goal assists so his kicking was pretty on point for the most part last year. Maybe like a few others last year was the aberration. ?

[censored] me. They never call shepherds in the goal square

Good news is the AFL won't schedule us for another embarrassing Friday night game next year.  

5 minutes ago, defuture15 said:

Do we have a tackling coach??

Do we have a strategy coach, a tackling coach, a kicking coach, an opposition watch coach??

Indeed do we actually have a coach at all??

Post match conf - key themes - standards brand journey learnings game of margins (in our case big ones)

This is totally soul destroying.

Clean the [censored] lot of them out.

Which influential Melbourne people have the sack to put a challenge to this current Board they are a pack a pretenders.

Viney the meek and mild 

That woman umpire us not up to AFL standard either. Blatant cheating [censored]