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Best thing i ever did was switch to the cricket half way through the 2nd.  Anyone who is still contemplating...it's never too late!

11 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

How DUMB DUMB IS HARMES

ran into the tackle 

We often do that. Clear first options open, but decide to change direction and get caught.

 
14 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

On the bright side tonight’s performance has taught me something. If I leave at half time I can be home by 3/4 time.

i know some of you might think that’s soft; but in my defence I was there for a quarter longer than many of our players.

No completely justified. An apology should be sent to each and every member.


1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Chaos footy - no one knows wtaf is going on

Chaos footy with pre-game bucket bongs

 

1 minute ago, defuture15 said:

Do we have a tackling coach??

He's from the Melbourne ballet I believe.

1 minute ago, praha said:

this has been a common theme for 3 years, mono.

Yep but at least last year with Tom fit and in form, Melksham fit and in form, Weed developing and Jesse from time to time we had a semblance of a forward line and won a few games.  Totally at sea all this year with all three remaining carrying injuries. 

10.4 to 2.10 since quarter time.


3 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Huh!

First two eggs out of the carton were double yolks

Winning!

Are you near the players race?

I know this is going to be controversial but can we have a kpi around goal kicking accuracy for anyone we recruit who might play in fwd half of ground ? 

26 minutes ago, bing181 said:

Can't agree - he has always been a dodgy set shot. What we're seeing is pretty much par for the course. Though at least he's taking shots, albeit missing.

He kicked 32.24 last year and was no. 1 for goal assists so his kicking was pretty on point for the most part last year. Maybe like a few others last year was the aberration. ?


5 minutes ago, defuture15 said:

Do we have a tackling coach??

Do we have a strategy coach, a tackling coach, a kicking coach, an opposition watch coach??

Indeed do we actually have a coach at all??

This is totally soul destroying.

Clean the [censored] lot of them out.

Which influential Melbourne people have the sack to put a challenge to this current Board they are a pack a pretenders.

 

Viney the meek and mild 


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