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Canโ€™t beleive we payed 2 first rounders for Lever. Is constantly in no mans land.

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And our rubbish turnovers are back. Wtf was JHK doing with that kick? And we are soooooooo slow. Teams just walk around us.ย 


2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Inexcusable fumble by Viney cost us a goalย 

Gave it to Pendlebury on a silver platter

12 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

Classic Cards.ย 

The only problem with my 6 yo is that he sees and knows the scores so itโ€™s a bit harder to hide.ย 

Mr 4 is really looking fwd to finals this year... unfortunately it will be in Perth really late at night and heโ€™ll miss it...

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Your move Goodwin. Bucks has worked us out


Brave attempt by May.ย 

2 minutes ago, olisik said:

Canโ€™t beleive we payed 2 first rounders for Lever

Took a good mark earlier, only a few games back. Picks are speculative

Nice handballย 


3 minutes ago, olisik said:

Canโ€™t beleive we payed 2 first rounders for Lever

I'd also make the point that the guy in your avatar is ranked number 2 in clangers in the league.

Brayshaw! [censored] me. A tiny bit of pressure by Collingwood and we have completely fallen apart. What a pathetic tale of 2019 this is.ย 

Great and now the umpires are pulling frees from their buttholes.ย 

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Ugh this could get ugly.ย 

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beat us on the inside and BAM.


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