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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Carlton

Josh
in Melbourne Demons

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Everybody up in the marking contest ... leave as little numbers on the deck as possible and allow the opposition extra numbers to run off when the ball spills!  Coaching Goody!

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Embarrassing. 

 

This goal kicking is not funny anymore. It is a serious mental problem that this club has ignored for too long. 

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    1 minute ago, praha said:

    Embarrassing. 

    All the whiny [censored] in this thread?  Agreed.

     

     

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    1 minute ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

    t mac calling for the review hahaha

    They should only get 2 each per game..

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    How at AFL level you can drop that mark . . . Disgusting 

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    1 minute ago, demonstone said:

    All the whiny [censored] in this thread?  Agreed.

     

     

    What part of our performance is acceptable to you? The ball use? Our goal kicking? Our defensive effort? 

    This is a team that we beat by 109 points a year ago. We will be lucky to win it 12 months on, and it’s not because Carlton has improved. In fact they are missing their best 3 players. 

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    Good to see we’ve learned from the 1.8 against the Cows in the last, with an accurate 3.7 this quarter ?


    3 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    All the whiny [censored] in this thread?  Agreed.

     

     

    would you rather us celebrate afl players missing set shots from 40 out directly in front?

    1 minute ago, Jaded said:

    What part of our performance is acceptable to you? The ball use? Our goal kicking? Our defensive effort? 

    This is a team that we beat by 109 points a year ago. We will be lucky to win it 12 months on, and it’s not because Carlton has improved. In fact they are missing their best 3 players. 

    Whiniest whiner that ever whined.


    Dunkely has looked so clean. Very impressive

    1 minute ago, demonstone said:

    Whiniest whiner that ever whined.

    Why?

     

     

     

    I'll let myself out....

     
    1 minute ago, demonstone said:

    Whiniest whiner that ever whined.

    Nothing I love more than posters who are too stupid to have a conversation so they put together a dumb throw away line. 

    You are free to ignore the “whingers” and enjoy this spectacular game of football. 

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