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Atleast we'll get a pick sooner than Norf & Siddy next week. We should go for another dumb, slow, in and under with poor kicking style type to complement the rest.

 
Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

It’s amazing how much I don’t care, that’s the worst part.

Yep. As the years have gone on I have become more and more detached. This club is such a disappointment it’s hard to keep caring. 

Lowest half time score by any team this season. Melbourne keeps breaking those wonderful records. 

And to think I planned my September holidays around the finals fixture ??

 
1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

It’s amazing how much I don’t care, that’s the worst part.

Im not far behind.

Seriously wondering why I am paying a membership at this point.

 

Our midfield is getting destroyed.

I don’t know what the deal with Brayshaw is but he needs to be either rested or sent to Casey cause this is a joke performance. Viney not much better.


1 minute ago, MFC-11 said:

Atleast we'll get a pick sooner than Norf & Siddy next week. We should go for another dumb, slow, in and under with poor kicking style type to complement the rest.

Must be short and unable to take overhead marks.

This is the outcome you get when you don't complete a full pre season.

 

 

Farmer and Robbo walking the boundary 

perhaps they should be playing 

rather them than some who do not seem to care.  Take some angry pills Melb 


Kane Cornes is saying his usual stuff about us on SEN which frankly we need to hear more of internally - there's something way off about us all year!

Just now, P-man said:

Our midfield is getting destroyed.

I don’t know what the deal with Brayshaw is but he needs to be either rested or sent to Casey cause this is a joke performance. Viney not much better.

Having watched him on tv the last couple of weeks (whereas I normally watch the game live), and he is just not going into contests. Refuses to bend, tackle, or raise his arms. Can’t break out of a jog. 

I am going to assume he is injured but not badly enough to give him a rest considering our injury list right now. 

1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

This is the outcome you get when you don't complete a full pre season.

 

Doesnt explain whats happening between the ears.

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

all those useless high bombs? 

a) we're hardly getting it in there, high bombs or not and b) as you pointed out, they're useless.

I get that we need "reasons", but thinking that we're getting slaughtered because one player wasn't selected is over-the-rainbow.

We're getting slaughtered because half our team is out, and has been out since the beginning of the pre-season, and everything that flows from that.

 


Just now, DSP said:

Doesnt explain whats happening between the ears.

Correct. This is what happens when you do jack [censored] planning during pre season. 

Just now, DSP said:

Doesnt explain whats happening between the ears.

Agree, but we have been miles off all year. Teams have also worked out our stoppage work and lack of leg speed around the contest.

I would move heaven and earth to get Ben Brown. Our forwardline is an abomination alongside the rest of our team. 


What a flaccid, unlikeable, heartless mess of a team the Demons are in 2019.

The players don't care, they're not playing for the coach or the fans.  How do you go from 100 points a week to 1 goal in a half?

It's like our mandate was to assemble a bunch of blokes with the lowest possible footy IQ and kicking skills the AFL has ever seen all on one list.  Shocking recruitment. Gawn, get out while you still can.

 

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Correct. This is what happens when you do jack [censored] planning during pre season. 

This is the reason Misson is no more.

Pay him out and set him free, nothing but a liability.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Jeffy 1 kick. Pathetic 

He needs a long jumper. And while you're at it bring out trackie pants. He's getting cold.

 
16 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

As the great man Forrest Gump once said

Think I'll go home now.....

Or Melbourne is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gunna get.


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