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4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Gee Port must have lewd photos of the umps

Conspiracy theorists would say it’s to stop North winning as if North win it increases the chances of Dees getting pick #1. [censored] Nicholls is in

11 minutes ago, olisik said:

Need North to win this to help us get our hands on Rowell. 

Not that I expect anyone to give a rat’s about my threats but if we on Demonland are about to embark on another round of barracking for losses or hoping other sht teams crawl past us, I am out of here. We’ve seen how much that hurt last time and the payoff was far from worth it. That’s a loser’s game - even if it’s only supporters - and I’m not playing it. 

I hope Port win by 100.

 

we won't come bottom by any means

Carlton, Suns and North will be below us and possibly Bulldogs and another.

Lucky 13th with around 7 wins is my guess

Goodness me, Jed Anderson wouldn’t look out of place playing in the AFLW. 

Get a haircut young man. 


3 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Goodness me, Jed Anderson wouldn’t look out of place playing in the AFLW. 

Get a haircut young man. 

You sexist old fogey!

I think he's cute....

Oh these pOrT imbeciles booing absolutely anything including simple possessions by Norf. Its so excruciatingly painful. No idea.  

 

12 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

Is wattsy playing?

Xbox. 

38 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

we won't come bottom by any means

Carlton, Suns and North will be below us and possibly Bulldogs and another.

Lucky 13th with around 7 wins is my guess

Yep, follows our 1990s patterns....

Gee we seem to not only injure ourselves, but our opposition as well. First Geary now Riewoldt out for 6-8 w.

49 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Not that I expect anyone to give a rat’s about my threats but if we on Demonland are about to embark on another round of barracking for losses or hoping other sht teams crawl past us, I am out of here. We’ve seen how much that hurt last time and the payoff was far from worth it. That’s a loser’s game - even if it’s only supporters - and I’m not playing it. 

I hope Port win by 100.

They will win by around 60 at least 'Nasher'...


18 minutes ago, rjay said:

They will win by around 60 at least 'Nasher'...

North actually going OK in the last quarter or so. Looking more organised than us. Of course Rosee is putting a nail in! 

18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I like Connor Rosee. He'll be a ripper

Yep, this kid is pretty darn good and so is Butters.  

Also watching this game, I see Todd Marshall doing what Weideman should be doing for us. Marshall's not kicking a lot of goals himself but he's creating plenty by bringing the ball to ground. 

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

These ANZAC Services on before games, after ANZAC Day are just not right. 

Why does the AFL persist in such things?

don’t over do it...

Agree, I know they call it the ANZAC round but tonight they didn't have the NZ anthem. Either do it properly or not at all and how weird will it be doing it on sunday in Tassie. Im pretty sure they don't do it in the NRL. 

Anyway on another note did anyone see the Ben Cunnington elbow into a port head? Seriously this player has some dirty tactics off the ball. 

19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

North Melbourne look as bad as us. Maybe the word 'Melbourne' is a jinx

Umm they are looking a lot better than us with 4 minutes to go. 


 
1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Dam you port. Just kick 1 more goal and nth would have remained on the bottom.  Back down we go by .7%. God we are losers. 

On that north performance, bottom is where we belong until we get our act together. 


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