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Just now, 3Dee said:

These umpires don't like Petracca.

Or his 21 teammates


8 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

No we haven't, we're just not playing as stupidly.

Same diff 

Just now, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Don’t reward good tackles...ok

umpires always look to penalise before rewarding, same reason why they pay in the back before holding the ball.

 

I forgot how incredibly annoying Bruce’s pronunciation of “Sahlum” is.


If we can start to play sensible football, we would be ahead in this game (even being a mile behind in disposals)

9 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

buddy way too good for frost

I have been hating on Frost recently. But he had been good so far. Of course Buddy will get onto a couple. He is a champion.


We are SO LOOSE!!!! 

Why is nobody near a [censored] opponent in the defensive 50?! Why? 

 

Its called a throw you muppet! Pay it!!!

1 minute ago, BAMF said:

Bruce really wants the Swans to win

Ling could not sound less enthused when talking about Melbourne. 


Gift them those on the siren goals. We are so generous!

 
1 minute ago, Jaded said:

We are SO LOOSE!!!! 

Why is nobody near a [censored] opponent in the defensive 50?! Why? 

 

Are you agreeing with me now?


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