My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

[joeboy 3,165]

Viney - came to play

Jones - has become irrelevant 

Oliver - was all class

Jetta - slow and inept

O.McDonald - had little involvement 

T.McDonald - played amateurish football 

Salem - was found out

Hibbert - ineffectual and disappointing 

Hunt - had no influence 

Sparrow - offered very little 

Neal-Bullen - devoid of relevance 

Frost - was actually impressive 

Lockhart - just a game

Kolodjashni - Gold Coast reject

Harmes - many irrelevant possessions 

May - little to enthuse

Weideman - continued being underwhelming 

Melksham - had some presence

Brayshaw - prolific not damaging 

Fritsch - has lost momentum

Petracca - had no impact 

 

 

[John Crow Batty 8,862]

Petracca - Impacted bowel syndrome.

Edited March 30, 2019 by america de cali

[Wiseblood 24,637]

The KK one is super harsh.  He has had one VFL game and not a whole lot of time to fit in with the side yet.  At least give him a little time before we throw a word like 'reject' around.

Gameplan:  Needs fine tuning.

[Micksdemons 131]

Actually agree - maybe not Frost otherwise pathetic all round - Clarry and Gus excepted !

[TGR 1,367]

16 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Viney - came to play

Jones - has become irrelevant 

Oliver - was all class

Jetta - slow and inept

O.McDonald - had little involvement 

T.McDonald - played amateurish football 

Salem - was found out

Hibbert - ineffectual and disappointing 

Hunt - had no influence 

Sparrow - offered very little 

Neal-Bullen - devoid of relevance 

Frost - was actually impressive 

Lockhart - just a game

Kolodjashni - Gold Coast reject

Harmes - many irrelevant possessions 

May - little to enthuse

Weideman - continued being underwhelming 

Melksham - had some presence

Brayshaw - prolific not damaging 

Fritsch - has lost momentum

Petracca - had no impact 

 

 

Weed - No defensive pressure

Oliver - carried the team

Brayshaw - B and F

Neal-Bullen - Dispensable one-way runner

Frost - 1 simpletons 0

Lockhart - O K Debut

Trac - Swagger has gone

Hibbert - Play him wing 

Melbourne - Watch out Essendon?

Jetta - Was not bad

Fritch - Kicking killed us

Viney - Played with heart

 

Edited March 30, 2019 by TGR

[nosoupforme 3,085]

Oliver  The sticky tape

Brayshaw  Is a marvel

Viney  found his mojo

Gawn   much better game

Harmes  he was serviceable

Milkshake Does his job.

TMac  Has no help

Petrac  has attitude problem

Frosty  Less mistakes tonight

OMac  not all there!

Koloj  give him time.

ABN  little boy lost

Umpires N F I.

REMAINDERS!      Can please themselves

 

[Dame Gaga 2,453]

Oliver  - champion bounces back

Melbourne  - must bounce back

Umpires  - must reread rules

[picket fence 17,101]

Melbourne F C 

How totally predictable!

[Jumping Jack Clennett 1,780]

I thought Gawn deserved Brownlow votes, but Joeboy didn’t consider his game worthy of comment.

[joeboy 3,165]

Gawn - hasn’t lost it

[buck_nekkid 5,848]

6 hours ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

I thought Gawn deserved Brownlow votes, but Joeboy didn’t consider his game worthy of comment.

The umpires weren’t looking at us, so even Clarrie will be lucky to get votes with 44 touches and 12 clearances.  It will be all ‘danger!’

[spirit of norm smith 16,338]

12 hours ago, Dame Gaga said:

Oliver  - champion bounces back

Melbourne  - must bounce back

Umpires  - must reread rules

Umps killed us. When is it holding the ball???? When is it dropping the ball? When is a flick pass legal????

[Deecisive 1,709]

31 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Umps killed us. When is it holding the ball???? When is it dropping the ball? When is a flick pass legal????

playing at geelong as usual is a big hurdle for any visiting side. We seem to always cop Geelong home games. It seems to be a bit like playing in eagleland. Crowd is onsided and the umpires bow their wishes. A lot of poor free kick decisions many going the cats way. Not that it would have changed the results it just would have made our loss a little fairer, and possibly not quite so bad.

[picket fence 17,101]

My Better half said today 

" Lets go to the movies" Need to get you outa the house and moping about the Dees!

I said "Ok What da ya wanna see"

Sometimes Almost Never

I said, sounds like the Melbourne football club 3 word Joeboy analysis life story of a Melbourne FC since 1964!

Thankfully movie not that bad!!

Unlike MFC

Bill Nighy great actor  hnmm wonder if he can play??

[chook fowler 19,447]

Petracca - lasagne al forno 

[Earl Hood 6,082]

9 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Umps killed us. When is it holding the ball???? When is it dropping the ball? When is a flick pass legal????

When is holding your ground, blocking? Poor Nev has been done twice in two weeks for blocking, ending in goals and all he did was have front position in a contest and hold his position with a ball coming in. This forced his opponent to try to jump over him to touch the ball. Pinged for blocking!!! Don’t get it. 

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,710]

On 3/30/2019 at 10:45 PM, joeboy said:

Viney - came to play

Jones - has become irrelevant 

Oliver - was all class

Jetta - slow and inept

O.McDonald - had little involvement 

T.McDonald - played amateurish football 

Salem - was found out

Hibbert - ineffectual and disappointing 

Hunt - had no influence 

Sparrow - offered very little 

Neal-Bullen - devoid of relevance 

Frost - was actually impressive 

Lockhart - just a game

Kolodjashni - Gold Coast reject

Harmes - many irrelevant possessions 

May - little to enthuse

Weideman - continued being underwhelming 

Melksham - had some presence

Brayshaw - prolific not damaging 

Fritsch - has lost momentum

Petracca - had no impact 

 

 

I haven't seen the game. In what way was Salem "found out"?

[joeboy 3,165]

Poor under pressure 

[WERRIDEE 5,457]

MAY - Really poor debut (2)

JONES - Lacks real leadership (3)

SALEM - Just a game (5)

HARMES - Another good effort (6)

PETRACCA - Drop him please (1)

VINEY - Greatly improved performance (7)

BRAYSHAW - Real gutsy effort (8)

GAWN - Not same person (4)

OLIVER - Accumulated possessions brilliantly (9)

HIBBERD - Learn to kick (2)

KOLODJASHNIJ - Really poor debut (2)

FROST - Another poor game (2)

MELKSHAM - The only target (4)

T.MCDONALD - Form gone backwards (1)

WEIDEMAN - No real bearing (2)

O.MCDONALD - Bring in Petty (1)

HUNT - No real influence (2)

NEAL -BULLEN - Running out lives (1)

FRITSCH - Pre season failure (2)

SPARROW - Didn't see ball (1)

JETTA - A disappointing game (2)

LOCKHART - Some hard displays (4)