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2 minutes ago, old dee said:

It ain't over yet!

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. (winston churchill, a well known player manager and role model of dieter)

 
6 minutes ago, Nascent said:

AFL trade wrap today says talks are progressing between Freemantle and GWS for Lobb and suggested the following swaps could be on the cards.

GWS give Lobb and Pick 14

Freo give Pick 11 and Pick 23

If that happens then I can see a trade happening for Hogan quickly with Melbourne receiving 5 and 14. We will possibly have to even out with some later pick swaps for Freo to be happy. Guess it's all dependent on Freo trading Neale and learning to not be a d!ck. So probably won't happen actually.

Didn't we come out and say we would have taken 5 & 23 had Freo not pulled the pin on Friday? If Negotiations resume I can't see us now demanding 5 & 14 (as much as us supporters would love that).

I'm not sure it was a smart idea for us to make that 5&23 claim in response to Bell's public tantrum. We probably did it to look like the sane and reasonable ones but it now might have damaged our position by showing our hand. 

2 minutes ago, Lord Walter Mountbatten said:

Are the undoubted king of biscuits, the veritable Arnotts Venetian, well placed upon this list, perchance?

Sorry. The list includes Oreos which by itself shows that the author lacks the experience, judgement and acumen to even know about a class biscuit like the Venetian.

 
Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

The Ched gets a run. How i do not know...

 

What? A total and utter abomination. This travesty must not go unpunished . The author of this supposed list deserves the sternest kind of suitable chastisement which I shall only too happily administer with candour. 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Didn't we come out and say we would have taken 5 & 23 had Freo not pulled the pin on Friday? If Negotiations resume I can't see us now demanding 5 & 14 (as much as us supporters would love that).

I'm not sure it was a smart idea for us to make that 5&23 claim in response to Bell's public tantrum. We probably did it to look like the sane and reasonable ones but it now might have damaged our position by showing our hand. 

Was therea direct quote that we did say that, or was it just rumour?


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Didn't we come out and say we would have taken 5 & 23 had Freo not pulled the pin on Friday? If Negotiations resume I can't see us now demanding 5 & 14 (as much as us supporters would love that).

I'm not sure it was a smart idea for us to make that 5&23 claim in response to Bell's public tantrum. We probably did it to look like the sane and reasonable ones but it now might have damaged our position by showing our hand. 

but did we actually make that claim, or a journo just quoting another social media rumour?

Peter bell and Fremantle are right on the edge of turning the certain signing of a big fish into yet another missed opportunity all due to a breathtaking level of arrogance. 

If this falls through it will not only make Fremantle the laughing stock of the Comp, it will cause huge bad blood between Jesse and freo given freo promised to offer that pick 5 or 6 at the trade table and so far have back flipped on that. 

 
7 hours ago, Dr.D said:

Haha, to be fair it's until round 1 of next season. I believe that was the bet Binman? Also, Peter Bell would be worse

Yes on both counts. And I have to say big respect for sticking with the avatar. 

2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Sorry. The list includes Oreos which by itself shows that the author lacks the experience, judgement and acumen to even know about a class biscuit like the Venetian.

The fellow is clearly a reprobate. 


Just now, sue said:

Was therea direct quote that we did say that, or was it just rumour?

Damien Barrett mentioned it when he and Wallace were ranting about the Freo and Bell Amateur Show. 

He interrupted the show and said something to the effect of "we've just been told that Melbourne would have taken 5 & 23 and not the 2 first rounders. 

Not 100% sure there is a direct quote but the way they put it it was as if it had come from the club. 

2 minutes ago, Lord Walter Mountbatten said:

 

What? A total and utter abomination. This travesty must not go unpunished . The author of this supposed list deserves the sternest kind of suitable chastisement which I shall only too happily administer with candour. 

The Royal is not mentioned at all, i mean “what?”

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Damien Barrett mentioned it when he and Wallace were ranting about the Freo and Bell Amateur Show. 

He interrupted the show and said something to the effect of "we've just been told that Melbourne would have taken 5 & 23 and not the 2 first rounders. 

Not 100% sure there is a direct quote but the way they put it it was as if it had come from the club. 

I wouldn't give that much credence.  Sounds like they didn't say who told them?  Unless it is a quote from a JM interview or MFC press release I don't believe anything.

9 minutes ago, sue said:

So if they are amateurs and do pointless things, does that increase the likleyhood it would affect our team?  Of course not. Unless you think we are amateurs too.

Oi vey. I'm not saying it will affect our team. I'm saying Fremantle are amateurish and dumb enough to think it could.

31 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

Nice try but not enough for the Crows to play along.

They actually come out 63 point ahead if they accept the deal (not to mention a higher pick for one of the SA boys).


2 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Delta cream all the way 

Delta cream = Oreo.    (separated at birth.)

Why aren't gaiety biscuits on that list?  (Perhaps the author is homophobic.)

The only list that malt 'o' milk should be on is a list of the worst biscuits.

The most amusing description was -

#25 JATZ

Ritz’s nerdy little sister.

 

Edited by bingers

1 minute ago, bingers said:

Delta cream = Oreos.    (separated at birth.)

Why aren't gaiety biscuits on that list?  (Perhaps the author is homophobic.)

The only list that malt 'o' milk should be on is a list of the worst biscuits.

The most amusing description was -

#25 JATZ

Ritz’s nerdy little sister.

 

Haha that’s an insult to Delta! 

Malt O Milk, created for people without tastebuds 

2 minutes ago, Satan said:

Suggestion in Hs that if hogan stays , he plays in defence

I see Jay Clark has been reading Demonland again.

3 minutes ago, Satan said:

Suggestion in Hs that if hogan stays , he plays in defence

Or over defence (and out)


2 minutes ago, bingers said:

Delta cream = Oreo.    (separated at birth.)

Why aren't gaiety biscuits on that list?  (Perhaps the author is homophobic.)

The only list that malt 'o' milk should be on is a list of the worst biscuits.

The most amusing description was -

#25 JATZ

Ritz’s nerdy little sister.

 

Some points must go to the writer for not derailing the thread.

#4 COUNTRY CHEESE

When you’re broke and can’t afford real cheese, Country Cheese crackers will keep you sane with their rich, flaky flavour.

17 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Sorry. The list includes Oreos which by itself shows that the author lacks the experience, judgement and acumen to even know about a class biscuit like the Venetian.

Oreos are an abomination - as tasteful as the current POTUS.

If you want further evidence of Fremantle being amateurs at the trade table under peter bell... look at their pursuit of Tim kelly. The guy who says he doesn’t want to go there. They needed to hold their nerve and jump in on the last day when things were tight to have any chance. Played that card wayyyyyy too early 

 

Biscuit fools begone.This is serious business. I have had two hours off, a quick bite to eat, a 15min power nap and am now ready to go the full remaining 72 hours.


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