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23 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Is he cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor?

This conversation has run dry.

1 hour ago, SFebes said:

I heard a rumour Jesse has flown to Bali to get his foot amputated, what's a fair trade if this is the case?

I heard a rumour that the reason there's radio silence from Jesse and his management team, is that they all died in a series of tragic stingray accidents. And we have to give two first rounders and Gus to the Dockers!

Oh, that would be the most Melbourne thing ever! Can anyone confirm?

 
1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

No one really declaring anything are they. ....and yet they are.

Fun and games...all part of the show 

Inflationary speculation must be allowed to occur. 

1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I heard a rumour that the reason there's radio silence from Jesse and his management team, is that they all died in a series of tragic stingray accidents. And we have to give two first rounders and Gus to the Dockers!

Oh, that would be the most Melbourne thing ever! Can anyone confirm?

Pass the spliff. You're hogging it by the sounds of it.


1 hour ago, SFebes said:

Open a new Word document and it's right there.

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Oh my god. Now I'm really worried. Are we going to be able to field a team next year?

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if this could all go pear shaped.

Not as if it's going swimmingly right at this moment

In my mind it's becoming more clear that Melbourne has pushed for a trade (now), Freo holding the cards, we're nearing the point of no return - when it's publicly stated that Hogan prefers to leave

At that point, it's take Freo's offer or a 12 month circus

 
42 minutes ago, McQueen said:

This conversation has run dry.

 

Edited by SFebes


1 minute ago, SFebes said:

I could always pretend I have inside intel I suppose but I'd rather have a laugh at this stage, it'll all come out soon enough. Bit of a fizzer this trade period tbh, besides May, we are not even linked with any other players bar KK?

I was carrying on with the lyrics mate - as apt as they are. :D

28 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

Take 5 years or leave now is what I have been told.

Player manager telling him to do neither.

See this is where it depends where you're coming from, or indeed, wishing to go 

This might be a very clever move by the club.

I don't suppose many might see where I'm coming from in saying that.

What a circus this year has brought ;)

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

I was carrying on with the lyrics mate - as apt as they are. :D

Speaking of dry, must be beer o'clock...

It’s interesting isn’t it. All these rumours of these potential long term issues only come up when freo are trying to negotiate down the trade value. His foot or any other issues didn’t stop us wanting to lock him up long term or freo offering him big $$ to come home or then Getting him to come do a 4 hour tour. I just think the dockers are leaking little rumours to the press to try and knock his trade value down. And I hope the club sees through it. 

I think some of these rumours may hold some truth but if they were legitimate it wouldn’t have gotten this far. The dockers wouldn’t make the offer without doing due diligence on all aspects of jesses situation

31 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

Take 5 years or leave now is what I have been told.

Player manager telling him to do neither.

Not much of a player manager if that is the case. He will have to decide to move this year or next if he doesn't want to re-sign for a long term deal.

There is no point dragging it out, we will just be here next year doing the same thing again if he doesn't move on this year. WCE may have a better hand next year as well. We will demand the same deal next year as we are now so there is nothing to be gained in waiting it out for Freo or Hogan. In fact Hogan has something to gain by moving as he will get a pay rise. 

Personally I think whats playing out in the media is a bit of a charade. A deal is probably close to being agreed and they are waiting on the Neale deal to go through for picks to be freed up. Meanwhile Freo will beat their chests demanding more for Neale and drag it out until they get more out of Brisbane. So we wait.


I know he's a local lad, but be interesting to see how he goes in the fishbowl of Freo, as their great white hope. Used to often run into Pav and others when I lived there (10 years ago now) but then they hadn't shifted to Cockburn. [censored], has Jesse realised he'd have to go to Cockburn every second day? 

Ok it’s officially tonight.

1 minute ago, DeeZee said:

Ok it’s officially tonight.

Why do people post these statements without supporting evidence?


Not here. Morning in the Twerp, greatest city in Belgium and where Frenzal Rhomb played a bloody great little gig last night

11 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Ok it’s officially tonight.

Edit: Jesse didn't sign last night here, either

Edited by AmDamDemon

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Why do people post these statements without supporting evidence?

I just looked outside... still light.

 
7 minutes ago, AmDamDemon said:

Ihas Jesse realised he'd have to go to Cockburn every second day? 

Is going to Bali like pre-season training for cockburn?

22 minutes ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

It’s interesting isn’t it. All these rumours of these potential long term issues only come up when freo are trying to negotiate down the trade value. His foot or any other issues didn’t stop us wanting to lock him up long term or freo offering him big $$ to come home or then Getting him to come do a 4 hour tour. I just think the dockers are leaking little rumours to the press to try and knock his trade value down. And I hope the club sees through it. 

I think some of these rumours may hold some truth but if they were legitimate it wouldn’t have gotten this far. The dockers wouldn’t make the offer without doing due diligence on all aspects of jesses situation

This is not a shot at you Patches, as I believe this is probably likely, but what does a club have to gain by talking down a player's trade value publicly? 


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