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Jesse Headed for Scans (13/8)

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3 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Jesse is on ‘Talking Footy’ tonight' see what he has to say then 

 
4 hours ago, Barney Rubble said:

It's his gait. I have been saying for a very long time.

He walks and runs like a pregnant cow.

He is bandy legged as well.

He must be putting a lot of pressure on other parts of his body because of it.

Need I remind everyone that his first year was wrecked by a bad back too? He sways more than my mum when he moves, and she has scoliosis.

1 hour ago, davo said:

Jesse is on ‘Talking Footy’ tonight' see what he has to say then 

If anyone sees this tonight and can give a quick run down on what is discussed it would be greatly appreciated.


I’m not feeling confident he will be playing this week. Had one lot of scans and then went for another scan, he said he will be speaking to the doctors tomorrow. To me sounded code for I am stuffed but don’t wont to announce it on tv tonight.

7 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

If anyone sees this tonight and can give a quick run down on what is discussed it would be greatly appreciated.

Announced he wants a trade ??

3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Exactly.

He looks a million bucks when we're beating up on GC and Brisbane.

His movement has looked off for weeks.

You, and others, are letting your pre-conceived bias against him make the news about his potential injury a conspiracy.

 
4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

If anyone sees this tonight and can give a quick run down on what is discussed it would be greatly appreciated.

Said it was a fresh injury during the sydney game and he will get results from the scans tomorrow. He mentioned all players have niggles throughout the year. I have no idea how to read the situation and whether it is serious or not, seemed to have a pretty blasé reaction to question but maybe that's just his character. Judging by his comments on all players having niggles I am hopeful that it is just that and that it can be managed. 

Also still non commital on staying at Melbourne long term but says he feels more settled here and goes back to Perth a lot less frequently than before. 


10 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Also still non commital on staying at Melbourne long term but says he feels more settled here and goes back to Perth a lot less frequently than before. 

He sounds like he was so homesick in those early days. 

Announced on Perth news that he’s a non starter and Josh Kennedy unlikely to be right.

Bring the Weed.

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2 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Injury only happened during swans game and it’s a small niggle.

I didn't hear him say it was big or small on TF. He said he'll know when he speaks with docs tomorrow

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Announced on Perth news that he’s a non starter and Josh Kennedy unlikely to be right.

Bring the Weed.

How does Perth news know before Hogan does?

Edited by Jaded


1 minute ago, Jaded said:

How does Perth news know before Hogan does?

Straight out of Basil everywhere’s mouth, Jaded.

Your guess is as good as mine.

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

How does Perth news know before Hogan does?

I know right! Perth are 3 hours behind not in front. haha... We will know b4 them.

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I didn't hear him say it was big or small on TF. He said he'll know when he speaks with docs tomorrow

Didn’t he say all players have small niggles at the moment when asked? Jonathon Brown on On The Couch showed Jesses positioning and leading patterns, no wonder the mids bomb it in. Gives a different perspective to those blaming mids.

4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

How does Perth news know before Hogan does?

Especially when they’re meant to be 2 hours behind....

5 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

You forgot:

- the camp

- going to the AFLPA instead of the coaching team

- Jack Watts

- Norm Smith curse

- Jack Watts

- Dom Tyson

- Oscar McDonald 

- Jack Watts

Not enough Jack Watteses, Wise


7 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Didn’t he say all players have small niggles at the moment when asked? Jonathon Brown on On The Couch showed Jesses positioning and leading patterns, no wonder the mids bomb it in. Gives a different perspective to those blaming mids.

It also tells us the coaches are clueless! It’s not the first time that has been happening this year. I keep mentioning our forward structure! It’s rooted!

Goodwin should be able to pick up on this. I feel bad habits are creeping into our game. Players are being taught by B grade teachers at the moment.  

The Dees need to be bold and go after a Caracella and a Mitchell. A graders!

 
1 minute ago, Dee tention said:

It also tells us the coaches are clueless! It’s not the first time that has been happening this year. I keep mentioning our forward structure! It’s rooted!

Goodwin should be able to pick up on this. I feel bad habits are creeping into our game. Players are being taught by B grade teachers at the moment.  

The Dees need to be bold and go after a Caracella and a Mitchell. A graders!

How many Caracellas are there?

2 minutes ago, Dee tention said:

It also tells us the coaches are clueless! It’s not the first time that has been happening this year. I keep mentioning our forward structure! It’s rooted!

Goodwin should be able to pick up on this. I feel bad habits are creeping into our game. Players are being taught by B grade teachers at the moment.  

The Dees need to be bold and go after a Caracella and a Mitchell. A graders!

Couldn’t agree more. ?


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