The ellot goblet of the coaching fraternity 

After Hogans Heroes was "toned down" from the high marking attempts after some bloke landed on his head, and now hammies being pinged when running, what else can we come up with that doesn't cause injury to the participants.....

Reminiscent of Eddie the Eagle. That set of hamstrings would go well at the Filth.

Misson has got to go.

Is Demon Dash really the best idea we can come up with? Some tubby bloke plods along behind a flashing light and when he comes up short they give away the prize any way.

At least there was some skill involved in Hogan's Heroes.

Comedy gold from the coach....

Next someone will blind themselves from looking into direct sunlight in Hogan's highball 

2 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

After Hogans Heroes was "toned down" from the high marking attempts after some bloke landed on his head, and now hammies being pinged when running, what else can we come up with that doesn't cause injury to the participants.....

A Jack Watts tackling drill. 

Don’t give the entertainment away. Step it up instead.

Make it a race right around the boundary line with more than one competitor.

7 minutes ago, deefender said:

Don’t give the entertainment away. Step it up instead.

Make it a race right around the boundary line with more than one competitor.

ah... bring back the Dandenong Building Society Mile or whatever it was called.

It was run at half time during televised VFA games and was very entertaining.

Having just returned from the World Cup I am convinced that most attempts at onfield entertainment are an abject failure.

Am I correct in being thankful that we don't have a Woof woof or similar on the scoreboard when we score a goal at a home game. Perhaps the kids enjoy it.

41 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

ah... bring back the Dandenong Building Society Mile or whatever it was called.

It was run at half time during televised VFA games and was very entertaining.

Having just returned from the World Cup I am convinced that most attempts at onfield entertainment are an abject failure.

Am I correct in being thankful that we don't have a Woof woof or similar on the scoreboard when we score a goal at a home game. Perhaps the kids enjoy it.

The Dandy Dollar Dash

Norman Yem was a regular competitor!!

 

2 hours ago, deefender said:

Don’t give the entertainment away. Step it up instead.

Make it a race right around the boundary line with more than one competitor.

I don't care what they do but please get rid of that stupid 'Head in the clouds" thing at half time! 

What happened to the bloke who KO'd himself taking a hanger?

I'm surprised it actually took that long. Knew it was coming eventually