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Must admit the site going down when it did might have stopped a few myself included from venting, have had time to think about the loss and have moved on to next week

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    Well, I had a crap day.  The footy sucked. Blundstone Arena sucks.  How good is it that there are seats where it's physically impossible for 7 year olds to see? And which quarter would you like to miss while you get food? Such a shit game day experience.

    Then Demonland crashed after the game.  Brilliant!

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    2 minutes ago, brendan said:

    Must admit the site going down when it did might have stopped a few myself included from venting, have had time to think about the loss and have moved on to next week

    I don't know. Sometimes you need a good vent and Demonland provides that for many. Bottling it up can be worse.

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    I went to big footy. 

    Yuk, it's awful.  it's one thing to be amongst vitriol from fellow supporters, but to have norf idiots rub it in is quite another,

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    17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    I think we'll do this after every loss.

    What did you do while we were down?

    Thanks to all for getting DL up and running again.

    Normality returns.

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    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

    I think we'll do this after every loss.

    What did you do while we were down?

    Kept hitting refresh thinking it would be fixed any second. Think I have repetitive strain injury in my right hand. Now I know how BBO feels.

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    1 hour ago, Nasher said:

    Well, I had a crap day.  The footy sucked. Blundstone Arena sucks.  How good is it that there are seats where it's physically impossible for 7 year olds to see? And which quarter would you like to miss while you get food? Such a [censored] game day experience.

    Then Demonland crashed after the game.  Brilliant!

    After my nearly 4 hour drive. I had to wait 50 minutes for the bloody printer to work at the main gate to print my ticket! Not sure I'll be back at this venue again in a hurry! 

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    21 minutes ago, Hell Bent said:

    After my nearly 4 hour drive. I had to wait 50 minutes for the bloody printer to work at the main gate to print my ticket! Not sure I'll be back at this venue again in a hurry! 

    How come you had to print the tickets? I just flashed my tickets on my phone and they used a paper one to operate the gate.

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    Who does Demonland use for hosting? Was it a temporary ban for excessive CPU usage? Or the hosting just couldn't handle the traffic?

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    I just thought it when down under the weight of dissappointed demonlanders trying to post

    Obviously not angry yes care no!

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    Yes i was picturing 40,000 other demonites like me venting their frustration. Probably a blessing in disguise in the end.

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    5 hours ago, Demonland said:

    I think we'll do this after every loss.

    What did you do while we were down?

    Haha I thought it was a very convenient time to go down..

    Who needs TV when you have Demonland

     

     

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    It was such a s*&# day with the wind and then for some reason Optus internet was not working, my son got food poison from eating something bad from Hungary Jacks then i try to find a way to see how we were going i found out Jess had broken his collar bone and demonland was down.:mad: So i couldn't vent so for me yesterday was cursed.

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    16 minutes ago, praha said:

    Who does Demonland use for hosting? Was it a temporary ban for excessive CPU usage? Or the hosting just couldn't handle the traffic?

     

    7 minutes ago, jackaub said:

    I just thought it when down under the weight of dissappointed demonlanders trying to post

    Obviously not angry yes care no!

     That was the start of it but at some point the database was corrupted. Nasher to the rescue. 

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    3 hours ago, Nasher said:

    How come you had to print the tickets? I just flashed my tickets on my phone and they used a paper one to operate the gate.

    Bought them at the gate! 

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    9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

     That was the start of it but at some point the database was corrupted. Nasher to the rescue. 

    Up your CPU usage limits. 

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    1 hour ago, deebug said:

    It was such a s*&# day with the wind and then for some reason Optus internet was not working, my son got food poison from eating something bad from Hungary Jacks then i try to find a way to see how we were going i found out Jess had broken his collar bone and demonland was down.:mad: So i couldn't vent so for me yesterday was cursed.

    Too much paprika on the burger?

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    7 hours ago, Demonland said:

    What did you do while we were down?

    I found this weird place called 'outside'.

    i got swooped by a bird and ran back inside.  

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    I went to bed early and sulked.

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