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Nicknames for Clubs

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GWS = Greater Waste of Resources

Richmond = Dump Road

Hawthorn = Gold Taps Grove, Hypocrite Highway 

Carlton = RPC (Royal Parade Cheats)

St Kilda = R*&% Road

Suns = Bums

Sydney = Credit Card Crescent 

22 hours ago, Danelska said:

Well your moniker is 'Proper' so it's hardly surprising...

Yeah, and I'm an adult too!

 

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Scum sucking pigs covers the other 17 pretty well.

'We beat the scum sucking pigs on the weekend!'

Or

"I can't believe we lost to the scum sucking pigs!'


On 6/19/2017 at 7:46 PM, Demonland said:

What do other teams call us?

the 'Go Dees' is one I have heard. Funny though as my 3 year old daughter (who I am trying to get interested in footy) says we go for the Go Dees.

O'Mearathorn!

Seen us called "Dream - ons"

 
On 6/19/2017 at 4:03 PM, Danelska said:

Sure I'll get howled down here - and maybe told to f-off and go find another forum... and that's great. BUT I can't help but roll my eyes at some of the trash the comes up with 13yo kid versions of club names Essendrug for example, or $hitihad Stadium. 

Now most of the posters on here can be bloody hilarious at times. (I'm not one of them) and figured some of you would have some gold. So I thought I'd get the ball rolling..(really putting myself out on a limb here).

GWS = Demitriou's Franchise

WCE = (methcoke is ok)

Western Bulldogs = 2016's Flavour of the Year.

You get the idea... feel free to add some input.

If anyone has ever read The Fiver in The Guardian, you'll know what I mean.

I agree a lot of the current nicknames are a struggle.  'Wet Toast', wtf?!

I give other clubs the respect to at least say their name and hopefully get the same in return

aside from the Drug Cheats, they can go [censored] themselves!!  :)


Essendon: Tullamarine

I'm not sure what other teams supporters are calling the Dees these days, but I think it would be a far cry from the bruise free footy days.

The current demons have to be the hardest team going right now.

 

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5 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

Deadset the most cringeworthy thing about this site...

Fkn oath

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