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Clarence Oliver

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29 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Excuse me? Trolling? Again? Have never trolled. Don't plan on it. Check your facts before you accuse posters, and show a little respect.

And no, they made the point in the program that they were dwelling on two separate players, and that it was vaguely comical. One with the surname Oliver and one with the surname Wines. Pretty much all their texts apparently were based around people who couldn't believe neither were on the ground in their starting AA midfield.

Here's a little fundamental about the development of language for you. People don't always communicate in a way that both parties enjoy or understand. The blame doesn't always lie with the person that conceives the wording. Sometimes, often in fact, the listener/reader is just a dingbat who either can't understand plain English, or refuses to.

Here's another fundamental for you. Check your facts before you go off half cocked. 

My sincere apologies Dappa Dan. I certainly didn't intend to offend. I was playfully referring to the chaos it caused when you referred to Oscar MacDonald as 'Ozzie' in a previous thread. Ironic, as part of that mock-rant spoke of effective communication and I'm afraid I failed miserably in having my tone understood. I don't think you're a troll and I'm sorry again to have upset you. 

 
Just now, Skuit said:

My sincere apologies Dappa Dan. I certainly didn't intend to offend. I was playfully referring to the chaos it caused when you referred to Oscar MacDonald as 'Ozzie' in a previous thread. Ironic, as part of that mock-rant spoke of effective communication and I'm afraid I failed miserably in having my tone understood. I don't think you're a troll and I'm sorry again to have upset you. 

Classy post Sku. And I think maybe a first in demonland.

And yeah, I didn't quite see the playful tone. Maybe I'm just a bit of a dingbat myself. In any case...

How good is Clarry!

Just now, Dappa Dan said:

Classy post Sku. And I think maybe a first in demonland.

And yeah, I didn't quite see the playful tone. Maybe I'm just a bit of a dingbat myself. In any case...

How good is Clarry!

Not at all. I read it again just now and it came off as very harsh indeed. And apparently I'm writer by trade. It's time I learned how to use that cheeky Demon emoticon.

 
Just now, Skuit said:

Not at all. I read it again just now and it came off as very harsh indeed. And apparently I'm writer by trade. It's time I learned how to use that cheeky Demon emoticon.

Surely it can't be that bad. lol


To direct it back on topic, the numbers this kid is getting in his second year is phenomenal. Put him in a Collingwood, Essendon, or Richmond top and I reckon he'd be the talk of the town. Personally I'm quite happy for him to keep flying under the radar a bit. 

2 hours ago, Stinga2 said:

Get a room you two 

I would, but I'm afraid that Clarry would know my precise whereabouts and my girlfriend will find out.

 
1 hour ago, Bells said:

This thread should be called Clearance Oliver!

I recon this has been mentioned every 80 posts or so, can some one go ahead and do it for the masses...

4 hours ago, Danelska said:

I recon this has been mentioned every 80 posts or so, can some one go ahead and do it for the masses...

I maintain I said it first. Haha.


5 hours ago, Bells said:

This thread should be called Clearance Oliver!

i still prefer 'clearance clarance'  :lol:

52 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

This thread should be called "Creedence Clearwater Revival".

Clarence Clearance Residual


Article on herald sun website talking clarry up for Brownlow, I haven't read it yet because of the paywall, bit of pressure on him now 

8 hours ago, Demonland said:

All we need now is to draft a Roger and a Viktor and we'll have the set.

 

Shirley you must be joking! 

12 minutes ago, brendan said:

Paywall can't read it 

Google the article title & click the first link. Will bypass the paywall ;)


6 minutes ago, Die Hard Demon said:

Google the article title & click the first link. Will bypass the paywall ;)

Tried that nothing shows up

Along with the Oliver article, theres another article on the HeraldSun website comparing Christian Petracca to the greats of the game.

I guess the lid is off.

Edited by Petraccattack

 

We could have another Greg Williams or Sam  Mitchell with Clarrie.

I can't believe the quickness of his reflexes, and the awareness of his team mates' whereabouts.

He can take a mark and kick well too, but those creative hand passes in close or at a distance are the hallmark.

We've gone for years without genuine stars.

We might have four by 2018. Oliver ,Hunt, Hogan and Petracca.

Could Frost be up there,too?,and wouldn't it be great if Weideman develops as hoped.

For decades we've had to worry about opposition stars. Soon they'll have to worry about ours.

( like '94 when we had Jako, Stinga, Lyon, Schwarta and Charles)

By the way, most sides would love to have Tommy Mac back there, and I have high hopes for Oscar.

It's getting very exciting.

 

Edited by Jumping Jack Clennett
Spelling of "it's"

3 minutes ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

 

We might have four by 2018. Oliver ,Hunt, Hogan and Petracca.

You forgot our All Australian ruckman.

Also our new Co-Captain.

Oh and if Jack Watts can continue his improvement...


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