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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

"Dutch Rudder out of the question?"

Far too far!

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    1 hour ago, DubDee said:

    "Dutch Rudder out of the question?"

    I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

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    What hand cream do you you use, your fingers are so silky smooth?

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    9 minutes ago, Choke said:

    I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

    I got brave and looked it up. To summarise in genteel words it is to control a males arm by holding and moving the forearm while they have a grip on their most private of areas. 

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    Harmes "I've never noticed how blue your eyes are Tomas"

    Bugg "You say the nicest thingsJames'

    Harmes "It's the Devon Meadows in me Tomas"

    Bugg "I know James"

    Harmes" I know that you know Tomas"

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    23 minutes ago, Chris said:

    I got brave and looked it up. To summarise in genteel words it is to control a males arm by holding and moving the forearm while they have a grip on their most private of areas. 

    I see.

    Thank you... I think.

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    1 hour ago, Choke said:

    I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

    If it's done right there should be a happy ending.

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    13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    I learnt what a Dutch Rudder was today....

    might come in handy  :lol:

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    17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    might come in handy  :lol:

    Hahahaha Roy and HG Nelson would be great admirers of The Dutch Rudder

    harmless Hijinx

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    23 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Hahahaha Roy and HG Nelson would be great admirers of The Dutch Rudder

    harmless Hijinx

    sounds like boarding school hanky panky or monastic choral recital

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    39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    sounds like boarding school hanky panky or monastic choral recital

    I can picture you wearing a Friar's robe, dc.  

     

     

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    "Wow what moisturiser do you use? Your hands are silky smooth." 

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    'Here take some of these. I got them from some guy called Dank. He reckons they are the latest legal thing in sports science'

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    13 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

     

    And, yet, of all the captions suggested, the only one likely to be true.

    My alternative was ' we should all pull together '

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