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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

"Dutch Rudder out of the question?"

Far too far!

 
1 hour ago, DubDee said:

"Dutch Rudder out of the question?"

I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

What hand cream do you you use, your fingers are so silky smooth?

 
9 minutes ago, Choke said:

I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

I got brave and looked it up. To summarise in genteel words it is to control a males arm by holding and moving the forearm while they have a grip on their most private of areas. 


Harmes "I've never noticed how blue your eyes are Tomas"

Bugg "You say the nicest thingsJames'

Harmes "It's the Devon Meadows in me Tomas"

Bugg "I know James"

Harmes" I know that you know Tomas"

23 minutes ago, Chris said:

I got brave and looked it up. To summarise in genteel words it is to control a males arm by holding and moving the forearm while they have a grip on their most private of areas. 

I see.

Thank you... I think.

1 hour ago, Choke said:

I want to google this to find out what it is, but I feel like it will end badly.

If it's done right there should be a happy ending.

 
13 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I learnt what a Dutch Rudder was today....

might come in handy  :lol:


17 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

might come in handy  :lol:

Hahahaha Roy and HG Nelson would be great admirers of The Dutch Rudder

harmless Hijinx

23 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Hahahaha Roy and HG Nelson would be great admirers of The Dutch Rudder

harmless Hijinx

sounds like boarding school hanky panky or monastic choral recital

39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

sounds like boarding school hanky panky or monastic choral recital

I can picture you wearing a Friar's robe, dc.  

 

 

"Wow what moisturiser do you use? Your hands are silky smooth." 


'Here take some of these. I got them from some guy called Dank. He reckons they are the latest legal thing in sports science'

18 hours ago, chook fowler said:

See you in the showers

 

16 hours ago, ManDee said:

Too far Chook.

And, yet, of all the captions suggested, the only one likely to be true.

13 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

 

And, yet, of all the captions suggested, the only one likely to be true.

My alternative was ' we should all pull together '

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