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What would your best revenge against the saints be?

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I'm sick of this mob bitching us around for a decade.  They obviously don't respect our jumper, and why should they?  We've given them all the treats they need.

I want to smash these punks next time in front of 30+ thousand dees supporters, at the G, their Saint Nick can do a knee, Tim Membrey can kick 1 goal 5 and Nate Jones can BOG it.

In my dreams!

 
 

That it came out in tomorrow's papers they were involved in another sex scandal


 

Lol, this is a bit of a sad thread, but they're such an ordinary football club and losing them is pitiful. 

As Nash said, winning would do me fine at the moment. I'd rather win on Etihad, rather than the 'G.


I think Roo and montagna will hang them up at the end of 2017.

I would like to play this mob at the MCG for their farewell game, and give them one hell of a hiding. They may have enjoyed a decade of dominance,  but will forever remember the dees spoiling their send off!!

I think there's a good chance that after playing us, they'll think they're a whole lot better than they actually are and wonder why they get smashed in every other game this season. Do they play Brisbane?


4 hours ago, MrBurns said:

I'm sick of this mob bitching us around for a decade.  They obviously don't respect our jumper, and why should they?  We've given them all the treats they need.

I want to smash these punks next time in front of 30+ thousand dees supporters, at the G, their Saint Nick can do a knee, Tim Membrey can kick 1 goal 5 and Nate Jones can BOG it.

In my dreams!

How about playing them away from that cesspit at Docklands, fricking hate that place

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It's not a sad thread, it's trying to look forward with some fun. 

Nick's knee was a joke, calm ya farm!

22 hours ago, MrBurns said:

I'm sick of this mob bitching us around for a decade.  They obviously don't respect our jumper, and why should they?  We've given them all the treats they need.

I want to smash these punks next time in front of 30+ thousand dees supporters, at the G, their Saint Nick can do a knee, Tim Membrey can kick 1 goal 5 and Nate Jones can BOG it.

In my dreams!

1 more loss at Edihad about round 16ish next year. Then we finish 6th them 7th. An Elimation final battle of the up and comers at the MCG. Melbourne down by 4 points with 2 min on the clock McCartin takes a massive mark goes back and hits the post. Melbourne goes end to end and CP5 slams through a beauty from about 35 out and we stready the ship hold on to end their streak at 15 with the 1 game the actually would've wanted to win. 

Too much?
 

13 minutes ago, ArtificialWisdom said:

1 more loss at Edihad about round 16ish next year. Then we finish 6th them 7th. An Elimation final battle of the up and comers at the MCG. Melbourne down by 4 points with 2 min on the clock McCartin takes a massive mark goes back and hits the post. Melbourne goes end to end and CP5 slams through a beauty from about 35 out and we stready the ship hold on to end their streak at 15 with the 1 game the actually would've wanted to win. 

Too much?
 

I'm visualising this thing of beauty?

So which end does Petracca kick the winning goal at? Punt Rd or City end?


Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I'm visualising this thing of beauty?

So which end does Petracca kick the winning goal at? Punt Rd or City end?

Just has to be to the punt rd end doesnt it? Right over the demon army, maybe on a 45ish degree angle, low bullet about half goal post height. Coming from the members wing side of the ground. Man I just cant wait :P 

Just beat them.

Revenge is like throwing sand at someone upwind.

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