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Razor Ray Chamberlain

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not sure if that's how the rats name spelt but he really doesn't like us the guys decisions are a joke !

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    Just now, Middymalt said:

    not sure if that's how the rats name spelt but he really doesn't like us the guys decisions are a joke !

    don't think he likes any team. it's all about look at moi

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    I would advocate a nice solid bashing, followed by some torture, just to lower his ego and help him concentrate.

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    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I would advocate a nice solid bashing ,followed by some torture,just to lower his ego and help him concentrate.

    That's involve cigarette buts biff because if it does I will pass the lighter.

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    3 minutes ago, Middymalt said:

    That's involve cigarette buts biff because if it does I will pass the lighter.

    Was thinking paper cuts with lemon juice and chilli to begin.

     

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    26 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Was thinking paper cuts with lemon juice and chilli to begin.

     

    why let him off so lightly, biffo

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    why let him off so lightly, biffo

    Just for openers.

    Replay his howler reel with toothpicks propping the eyes open a la A Clockwork Orange.

    After that,I'm open to suggestions.

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    An application of Deep Heat on his balls.

    Edited by america de cali

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    show pony of the highest order.

    I truly hope that our improvement means we no longer have to deal with the worst umpires.

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    If he was refereeing soccer in South America,it wouldn't be long before he was reported as a missing person.

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    Razor , thankfully , is just about the last of a dying breed......the Personality Umpire .  Those of us of a senior age remember the umpires who relished  attention in blockbuster games by flamboyantly paying questionable goal square frees in the final moments of a close one .  Does the name John Russo ring a bell ?

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    2 hours ago, america de cali said:

    An application of Deep Heat on his balls.

    Speaking of which, if you ever happen to get the chance to hear Glenn Archer talk about the deep heat pranks he and Mick Martyn played on each other, make sure you check it out...

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    3 minutes ago, stuie said:

    Speaking of which, if you ever happen to get the chance to hear Glenn Archer talk about the deep heat pranks he and Mick Martyn played on each other, make sure you check it out...

    A case  of one getting the hot dog and the other a sausage sizzle?

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    29 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Who was the umpire who didn't see the GWS player throw the ball even though he was five metres away with a clear view?

    Yes that was a classic but I think it was the other guy with the black hair, he made a number of, shall we say, controversial calls. I saw a few in the backs that on the replay were in the sides but why get pedantic, they will say. 

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    Not enough threads about torture for mine, I like the direction this place is going. 

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    4 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Just for openers.

    Replay his howler reel with toothpicks propping the eyes open a la A Clockwork Orange.

    After that,I'm open to suggestions.

    Water boarding by Donald Trump 

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    1 hour ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Who was the umpire who didn't see the GWS player throw the ball even though he was five metres away with a clear view?

    That was Brent Wallace. Admittedly a relatively young umpire but as bad an umpire as is going around. If he umpires more than 50 games in his miserable career, it will be an indictment on the AFL and the umpiring department. No more senior games for this person. Let him officiate at a game between Tangambalanga and Corryong. That's where he belongs.

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    No, that's not enough. This flgg has ruined many a match in his brief and terrible career. Time to replace him with someone who is vaguely competent at least compared to him. Is that so hard???? 

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    6 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I would advocate a nice solid bashing, followed by some torture, just to lower his ego and help him concentrate.

    I'd love to see him "accidentally cop a knee to several ribs and kidneys" he is a muppet.

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    What made things all the more confusing today were the contrasting interpretations of the similar situations from our game as what occurred in Sydney's and Footscray's Games

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