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OK. I know nothing about horse racing but I feel compelled to share my omen bet with Demonlanders.

No 5 Big Orange can't lose with Jake Spencer on board :lol:

Now if that doesn't work, former skipper James McDonald is riding Hartnell.

And Criterion has the evergreen Max Walker who once played ruck for the Dees and then bowled medium pace for Australia is the jockey.

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I like Bondi Beach trained by the angry little Irish man.

If really wet,The Offer has won 4 in the soft,Damien Oliver aboard.

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I have had a beer in just about every Criterion pub in Aus.

And I did take the missus on a trip to Paris last year

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Mrs oldfart has already put her once a year bet on Trip to Paris. "Why" I asked ........"because its colors are red and blue of course". I should have known.

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If we name every horse we are sure to get the winner.

Like a friend of mine who used to put a dollar on every runner and then proceed to tell everyone she backed the winner.

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Well, we've already said goodbye to Our vain Howe.

Is that in the right spirit for this thread?

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Francesca looks immaculate in the yard.

My only knock on her is her temperament.

Brad Sewell???

FFS Fran.

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Francesca looks immaculate in the yard.

My only knock on her is her temperament.

Brad Sewell???

FFS Fran.

I'd love her to sweat up Biffen.

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I'd love her to sweat up Biffen.

i don't think I would go the distance RTG.

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Just had $100 each way on bondi beach lightly raced 52.5 kgs it's only 3 yr old but that's northern hemisphere top trainer got 35 to 1 fixed odds

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What the hell is an Almoonquith?

Don't know jr but I've backed her straight out. Hayes is travelling pretty well currently.

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Just had $100 each way on bondi beach lightly raced 52.5 kgs it's only 3 yr old but that's northern hemisphere top trainer got 35 to 1 fixed odds

I agree Middy.

Big night at the Gat tonight if so.

(BYO)

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1,5,7,9,10 in the next .

Boxed first four for 8.33% returns about $2000 at a guess.


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I agree Middy.

Big night at the Gat tonight if so.

(BYO)

The Gat is actually my boats name mate but if I'm ever in the area I will be happy to down 20 pots with you .
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The Gat is actually my boats name mate but if I'm ever in the area I will be happy to down 20 pots with you .

Tie up on the pier and we will sing some boating songs well into the night after BB gets home.

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Mrs oldfart has already put her once a year bet on Trip to Paris. "Why" I asked ........"because its colors are red and blue of course". I should have known.

I just put $10 on Trip to Paris using this red and blue reasoning although when I explained the thought process to my wife she sniffed "you realise that is more of a reason for it to come last than win?" Harsh

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Kate Waterhouse looks like a Strumpet from Wantirna Sth ,despite her good breeding.

Dresses like a cheap bogan too.

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Well my only punt of the year in the workplace $5 sweep yielded $25 thanks to Criterions third placing.

Now I can blow that on tonight's oz lotto draw.

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Good for Ballarat-the first gold seen in years.

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Shoot Red Cadeaux now-the false concern is killing me.

Finish off McAveney while you're at it.

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