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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB – JAKE MELKSHAM

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"The Age" online this afternoon reports that out-of-contract Melksham wants to depart Essendoom and the Dees are interested . Any intel on this ?

While we're at it, can someone please confirm the rumour I've heard that Ablett Jr has his eyes on a move from Geelong to the Gold Coast franchise?

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    Google it or somebody may post the link . Incidentally , i'm a bit pizzed-off I couldn't edit the obvious typo in the title with the "edit" function .

    So you were being serious...

    Sorry mate, thought this was a clever joke.

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    "The Age" online this afternoon reports that out-of-contract Melksham wants to depart Essendoom and the Dees are interested . Any intel on this ?

    We all make mistakes mate but there's a detain few here that really jump on them!
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    So you were being serious...

    Sorry mate, thought this was a clever joke.

    Even if this were a joke, how could you possibly think it’s a clever one?

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    Paige Cardona sums up the situation pretty well as Bomber fans are doing high 5s about Melksham's pending departure:-

    Oh well... it will be up to the club and it's coaching team to prove everyone wrong. I'm not convinced but I'd love him to succeed just to stick it up Bomber fans everywhere!

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    Would be fartin hilarious if he kicks the winning goal next yr against th bumbers! Provided he's not suspended of course.

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    Didn't happen to see the O&K grand final at the rovers ground last weekend did you?

    I did mate whys that..?

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    Refuse to deal with them Dees, let Melksham walk to the pre-season draft. Lets face it, no one will pick him before us with a 4 year deal contract terms attached.

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    Ones big fella. Cmon.

    Lol. If your were on the losing side i feel for you mate..

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    We all make mistakes mate but there's a detain few here that really jump on them!

    Are you being deliberately ironic?

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    Funny..asked eldest son (wifes ) who's a bummer about Milkshake

    His view:

    "haha yeh not sad to see him go, but he could definitely do what Bernie did this yeah under roosy I reckon, has all the skills is a great kick its just all the little things that hold him back

    yeh he has a very punchable face lol. Do you know what you're giving up for him? "

    I said maybe packet of crisps...and maybe a mars bar if pushed but would laugh at coughing up a 1st rounder.

    Dont think he'll be missed at Windy Hill somehow.

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    Only ones but I feel a two's brewing.

    Odd thing to ask but thanks for your concern daz.

    Cut me some slack ET.. trying to polish of a slab here with a few strange individuals watching, the last thing i need is someone pulling me up on my grammer!

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    Cut me some slack ET.. trying to polish of a slab here with a few strange individuals watching, the last thing i need is someone pulling me up on my grammer!

    Wasn't pulling you up on grammar daz.

    I thought you were asking about my bowel movements.

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    Glenrowan.

    Three-peat next year.

    Good luck mate. Big Karl Norman going around again next year?
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    Wasn't pulling you up on grammar daz.

    I thought you were asking about my bowel movements.

    Really? FFS ethan no one is interested.

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    Almost every Facebook and Twitter comment section is filled with Bombers supporters basically celebrating that he's out the door.

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    Almost every Facebook and Twitter comment section is filled with Bombers supporters basically celebrating that he's out the door.

    Hold your horses though mate, Henrietta Lumbago was on here not long ago saying he knows some girl who rates him, and therefore most Bomber supporters don't want him to go!

    I can't believe this turn of events!!

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