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I don't like to badmouth our own, but Fitzpleasure would have to be up there. Up there with state cricketer Jordan Silk for the longest neck I've ever seen.

Fitzpatrick is listed as 200cm yes?

He is actually the same height as Dion Prestia, but with a 25cm neck.

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    Forgot to give my vote

    Definitely Joe Daniher. Sinfully ugly, as if his parents lost a bet with god.

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    Current: Has to be Daniher. Whoever described his face as "punchable" was on the money.

    Of All Time: Mick Martin.

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    Current: Has to be Daniher. Whoever described his face as "punchable" was on the money.

    Of All Time: Mick Martin.

    Cameron Ling. That pasty skin and bright, bright orange hair. At least Mick Martin had a good looking partner.

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    Current: Has to be Daniher. Whoever described his face as "punchable" was on the money.

    Of All Time: Mick Martin.

    If I had a shot on goal, directly in front, 20m out to win a grand final against Essendon and he was on the mark. It would take me a lot of effort to kick the goal to win the flag then to boot the footy right in his face.

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    Ryan Griffin's eyes to close together??

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    I have to draw you!

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    Joe Daniher .. His face looks like a dropped pie

    Bucket of smashed crabs

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    Hammered stool.

    North end of a south bound camel

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    Hammered stool.

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    Looks like his face was dipped in warm sick, then rolled in chives

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    Man buns should be considered an appendage like an arm. Then you could be tackled by grabbing it and slinging them to the ground. Fixed no more buns.

    Too harsh?.

    If anything it's not harsh enough, they deserve what they get.

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    I don't like to badmouth our own, but Fitzpleasure would have to be up there. Up there with state cricketer Jordan Silk for the longest neck I've ever seen.

    There is a story about Jack Fitzpatrick on page 12 of the HS today and his battle with Type 1 diabetes. He actually looks OK to me. Nothing ugly going on there.

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    What about Toby Greene and Cam McCarthy from GWS? Their heads are both more punchable than Danihers!

    How could you punch Toby Greene? He looks like he's about 4 years old. McCarthy looks like he belongs in a Louisiana trailer park.

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    I think this is a completely inappropriate thread unless someone mentions Mitch Robinson.

    Yes L D V C. Robinson has got a head like a busted bum. Oh M G it's a shocker!
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    Yes L D V C. Robinson has got a head like a busted bum. Oh M G it's a shocker!

    Hmmm, not one of the more enlightening threads.

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