The Jack Viney Made Me Cry Thread

[dee-tox 4,835]

3 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Loved the commentary on Ch7, he is a wildebeest! 😄

Brian Taylor probably thinks a wildebeest is a wild beast...

[Adam The God 30,603]

11 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Maybe my language was harsh but if you watched Gawn live today you’d see a guy who managed his way around the ground, often content to man O’Brien away from the play rather than sprinting back to plug the backline or making sure he’s the long down the line target.

Can argue it’s smart as a veteran ruck doing it alone but do you want a captain having to manage his work load? Even playing with Grundy has been about managing him through the season. 

Viney is busting it for every minute he’s out there 

I watched Gawn live today and I felt he needed to take more contested marks, but completely dominated at stoppage.

We need Grundy to manage him though. And Max knew this mhimself, hence his push to get Brodie to the club in the first place.

And Jack is bursting for every minute he's out there, but it wasn't a flawless game either. Brodie Smith kicked his goal, because Jack basically let him wander off unattended after Jack had worked brilliantly to get it over the boundary for a stoppage.

You're totally off on Max here though.

[Skuit 10,031]

We need a 'Jack Viney made me fly' thread for somersaulting Simpkin like a pancake. 

[Stiff Arm 4,419]

I did have a chuckle when Viney came off with the blood rule after a cut on his face and Gerard Healey commentated that the only surprising thing was that it was Viney's blood and not his opponent's!

[BDA 23,017]

He’s been outstanding since Clarry went down. Bleeds red and blue, heart and soul player. 

[layzie 34,336]

2 hours ago, Skuit said:

We need a 'Jack Viney made me fly' thread for somersaulting Simpkin like a pancake. 

Haha well played Skuit! Flew into next week. 

[spirit of norm smith 16,615]

2 hours ago, BDA said:

He’s been outstanding since Clarry went down. Bleeds red and blue, heart and soul player. 

Couldn’t agree more.  Goes at 100% all the time without hesitation. Also had some nice sidesteps to evade yesterday and kicked in his right foot under pressure.  Love him in the team.  Right in the heat of the kitchen. 

[Grapeviney 9,909]

[Rodney (Balls) Grinter 10,962]

On 8/7/2023 at 10:35 AM, spirit of norm smith said:

Couldn’t agree more.  Goes at 100% all the time without hesitation. Also had some nice sidesteps to evade yesterday and kicked in his right foot under pressure.  Love him in the team.  Right in the heat of the kitchen. 

I love his leadship these day.  When he first shared the captaincy with Jones (and Gawn?) I don't think he was quite ready.  If Gawn were to retire tomorrow, I'd name Jack sole captain in a red and blue heartbeat.

[FireInTheBennelly 4,101]

This one made me wonder how long and hard the MRO looked at it trying to invent a charge, only to realise all he did was stand up. 

[layzie 34,336]

1 hour ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

I love his leadship these day.  When he first shared the captaincy with Jones (and Gawn?) I don't think he was quite ready.  If Gawn were to retire tomorrow, I'd name Jack sole captain in a red and blue heartbeat.

Absolutely 100%

[monoccular 17,642]

17 hours ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

This one made me wonder how long and hard the MRO looked at it trying to invent a charge, only to realise all he did was stand up. 

They do love inventing new rulings against us (MFCSS).  
“Viney guilty of standing up in a reckless manner!” 6weeks 

[roy11 3,968]

Sort of relevant, if you read the comments the internet are now crying that old mate Dwayne listing Viney at 7
 

 

[Gawndy the Great 9,011]

6 minutes ago, roy11 said:

Sort of relevant, if you read the comments the internet are now crying that old mate Dwayne listing Viney at 7
 

 

To be honest it surprised me as well. Ie the fact that Dwayno got something right for once.

[Skuit 10,031]

On 15/06/2015 at 13:49, Grapeviney said:

 

http://i.imgur.com/TBsFVeA.jpg

 

On 21/06/2015 at 14:16, Grapeviney said:

 

On 05/08/2015 at 02:30, Curry & Beer said:

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-05-2015/KQptw2.gif

 

On 13/10/2015 at 21:09, Yossarian said:

http://i.imgur.com/m97WVnp.jpg

Someone complained this week about Viney's contract extension (no names, but you could probably guess who), partially on the basis of Jack nursing a long-term shoulder injury. Correlation doesn't equal causation and all that, but I've noticed that when our vice cops an early stinger it seems to activate beast mode. Come at him at your own peril. Long live this thread. 

[layzie 34,336]

Kid crusher 

[DeelightfulPlay 2,673]

God I love this man. He's emblematic of the red and blue!

Just bringing this to the forefront again:

 

 

Edited August 22, 2024 by DeelightfulPlay
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[Hatchman 539]

I can imagine some in the media may have got a polite STFU from opposition teams about making any further comments on Jack.

You don't want to make him angry or give him a point to prove. The man is not human. 

[Young Angus 850]

Love this guy!!